Litmus Pussy

When you are unsure whether or not you have an STD, so you fuck a chick and tell her 6 months later that she should get checked out because you may have an STD. You then use her test to see if you have an STD.

Debby was the best litmus pussy ever. She got checked out the day I called her.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015

Litmas

When you combine "lit" and "Christmas".

Popularized by "Jake Paul", a famous content creator on Youtube, in his Christmas album, where he mumbles about stuff that aren't related to Christmas at all, but have barely recognizable classic Christmas tunes.

Gift to your friends so that they can enjoy the 🔥MAD BEATZ🔥 and Jake's 👼Angelic Voice👼 while opening presents on Christmas day.

Friend 1: Hey, did you listen to Jake Paul's new album?
Friend 2: Nah fam, after what happened to Jimmy?
Friend 1: What about Jimmy?
Friend 2: He's hospitalized after his nephew played "Litmas" at the dinner table. Heard his eardrums burst.

by God_left_us December 3, 2017

Litmas

When christmas is so lit that it's a Litmas!

Man, I had such a Litmas over winter break

by ethanflips January 3, 2017

Litmas

Good,bad awkward , when you don’t know what to say say Litmas.

Did you see sam shaking his booty that was litmas.

by porkfriedrice111 January 18, 2020

litman

a twat of a boy who thinks he can get all the girls but only has the courage to do so when drunk, ur not in luck if u meet a litman

'i met a litman last night...not a good party'

by fhcjs May 17, 2014

litmus test

The act of following a questionable male or female to a public restroom to determine his/her actual gender.

"Chris" wore clothes that either sex could wear, had a haircut considered tolerable of both genders, and a voice that's indistinguishable between an angel or a scruffy Southerner. So Joe did the ol' litmus test and followed Chris to the office's bathroom.

by DoctorGrey October 15, 2004

Litmas

The act of getting lit the day before, the day of , and the day after Christmas.

Geez, we really need to get Litmas started earlier than the day before Christmas.

by Shell16 May 10, 2017