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i bet my left nut on it!

a bet you feel you cant lose. a guaranteed win of a bet thus there's no way i'd be able to pay you with my bollock
the sun will come up in the morning i bet my left nut on it!!!
by sir curly February 5, 2007
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Kiss My Left Nut

something that you say when you want to be provocative (especially if you are a chick) or use as a sarcastic comeback or reply. This expression is similar to kiss my ass and suck my balls
Bob: So Tina, did you like that movie?

Tina: yeah, I though tt was pretty good

Bob: Good? Dude, it completely sucked!

Tina: well you know what jerkface? You can kiss my left nut!
by kohina November 11, 2009
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You gotta be fucking my left nut

Usually said when something would make your life harder to live in, or would make your tasks harder to do
“Bro did you hear, Mr. Tomasulo input our math test grade” “You gotta be fucking my left nut
by Real Ram October 9, 2019
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my left nut

Hey my left nut hurts!
You mean your right one?
No, I mean the left one!
by augris May 27, 2009
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Saggy left nut

1) An expletive denoting the absurdity of the situation.

2) A term applied when something of little importance is valued more than it should be.
1) John: What in the name my saggy left nut do you think you are doing?

2) Jack: This is really important! We need to fix this now.
Jane: Yes, or else you will certainly lose your saggy left nut.
by The Killer Squirrel August 25, 2010
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my left nut

literally, someone's left nut
bro, you lookin like my left nut
by meh left nut September 12, 2016
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suck my left nut

an insult used to spite someone, derived from the fact that the right but is clearly superior
josh: ur annoying

me: we you can SUCK MY LEFT NUT
by a kool persono April 2, 2020
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