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Lectitio Divinitatus

Proto creed that would eventually become the Cult of the Emperor. Saw it's fastest spread during the Horus Heresy. Under this creed the Emperor of Mankind was seen as a God-Emperor. The Lectitio Divinitatus is a direct threat to the Imperial Truth. (Mythology of Warhammer 40,000, originally just a miniatures war game, now encompassing miniatures, cvg's and multiple series' of novels by many authors)
"The faith of the Lectitio Divinitatus, the Divine Word of the Emperor, is not an easy path to follow. Where the Imperial Truth is comforting in its rigorous rejection of the unseen and unknown, the Divine Word the strength to believe in that which we cannot see. The longer we look upon this dark galaxy and live through the fires of its conquest, the more we realise that the Emperor's Divinity is the only truth that CAN exist.
(Ben Counter, 'Galaxy in Flames', 2006, pp17)
by Iollan January 13, 2009
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Lecerfing

Setting up a syringe filled with heroin so that it injects you with heroin as you fuck a girl in the ass while double fisting forties.
"Where'd you go last night man, you disappeared at the party"
"I took that blonde girl home and was lecerfing USA."
"No way, she was BANGIN!"
by I love Caterpillars April 19, 2009
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Lechonk

Perfection in porcine form.
Also a new Pokémon in the upcoming Pokémon Scarlet and Violet games.
Example 1: All we need is Lechonk in our lives.
Example 2: Charizard can't hold a candle to Lechonk.
Example 3: Here's some Lechonk Facts: Rhydon is the worst Pokémon ever created.
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Charles Leclerc

Monegasque Formula 1 driver. As of 2018, Drives for Sauber Alfa-Romeo. Lined up for a contract with Ferrari. Scores consistent Points in a dog of a car.
Charles Leclerc is totally going to Ferrari next year, am I right?
by That guy that knows a July 2, 2018
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Gonzo Lecture

A university lecture characterised by a replacement of the more formal yet boring teaching methods advocated by teacher training colleges and academic managers by insane sounding rants in which the lecturer replaces dry subject matter with their own uncomfortable, personal truth. Based on Hunter S. Thompson's particular brand of gonzo journalism, the Gonzo Lecture is characterised by first person point of view run wild and an oft-indistinguishable fusion of real-world facts and fictional confabulation. The gonzo lecturer may often combine their personal narrative style with contrived personal and often avant-garde anecdotes, expressions of angry disillusionment, foul language and other methods such as textbook throwing. Meta levels of thought are often subtly conveyed through homage to popular cultural symbols and controversial opinions with which the audience identifies. The objective of The Gonzo Lecture is to wake-up the audience to their own oppression by corrupt power systems through engaging them in personal reflection, prompted by their own discomfort. This reflection is designed to stimulate an aspiration on their part to rethink their self-concept as a channel towards personal change. The Gonzo Lecture, as part of the wider field of Gonzo Education is sometimes considered unprofessional by those not yet intellectually freed from the shackles of oppressive power.
Example 1:
Lecturer: This textbook on your required reading list is a piece of total fucking dog-shit! (throws the book into the lecture theatre to be fought over by the audience)

Student 1: This lecture is totally fucked up, man.

Student 2: Yeah...it's fuckin gonzo, dude.

Student 1: But that book IS totally shit, man.

Example 2:

Lecturer: So big corporations encourage you to volunteer in order that you can work for them for free in order that you can get good work experience for your CV so when you graduate you can get a good job with them, cos they already know you're a fucking gullible patsy who will serve them well for the future. Does that sound fucked up to you?

Student: (thinks...) Fuck, I volunteer for free all the time and never thought I was being taken advantage of. I love this Gonzo Lecture, it speaks truth.
by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010
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ja'lecia

Ja'Lecia is a very pretty, multi-talented person, also a wonderful Girlfriend. If you lose her as a friend or a girlfriend or anything else along those lines youll regret leaving her alone
by Luhh.fyye.shortiee😍 May 18, 2018
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