J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M

Abbreviated acronym for just fucking kill me or leave me alone I'm tired of you fuckin stalking me

J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M defined as I can see you stalking me so leave me alone or get it over with

by AnnoyedbyBRBS June 10, 2022

l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.

Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!

by WeridGirl101 June 27, 2016

M.O.L.L.E

MOLLE stands for MOdular. Light weight. Loadbearing. Equipment. Primarily used by Militaries in general, including The US Military, paramilitary orgainizations, as well as Private Military Corporation (PMC). Usually it has space for pouches, such as:Ammo pouches, dump pouches, Admin pouches, ID pouches Pistol Mag pouches, etc. The back has room for a Hydration Carrier, or specific back packs

Hey man, is that a new M.O.L.L.E. rig?
Dude i can't believe all the MOLLE space on this thing! I could put anything on it!
Forget this stupid chest rig!! I'm getting me some MOLLE!!!

by Cpt. Odo November 14, 2011

R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.

Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B

by xCascade October 21, 2010

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

P.B.O.M.L

Originating back in 1500 B.C., P.B.O.M.L, or otherwise known as Paige, Bitch Of My Life, was a highly vulgar term used by Arabian cavemen to let their fellow cavemen know that they needed to deficate. Today, P.B.O.M.L stays true to its original meaning, as it is widely used by 21st century teens for the same reason.

"Holy Shit I need to P.B.O.M.L!"

by anonymous714210 February 22, 2019

B e n t l y C o m m a n d e r

Fuckin Retard

B e n t l y C o m m a n d e r is fuckin retarded

by ShadBae July 30, 2018