S.A.L.A.D

Sucking
At
Life

All
Day

Ben: What's the reason they are not paying their bill?
Leif: S.A.L.A.D

by LGEND_24 October 23, 2012

F.L.A.P.S

Fat Lard Ass Piece of Shit. Other wise known as a stradley.

Person a: how long does it take that fucker to get us some ammo?

Person b: It could be all day, F.L.A.P.S. is takeing his time again!

Person a: Fucking FLAPS!!

by dirtyrottenscoundrel53 November 9, 2008

L.A.P.S.

L.A.P.S. (Lazy Ass Parent Syndrome) is a disease affecting children with severe behavior disorders. Notable cases include incidents of children with known (and even unknown) mental disorders performing violent crimes due to the negligence of their parents. The disease also affects that annoying child running through the restaurant while you are trying to eat or the other one throwing a fit in the toy section of the store because his/her parent will not buy them a toy.

Cases are common when parents of children choose to pay little to no attention to their children while also neglecting common sense in dealing with their child's other mental illnesses.

Ted: "Guns are a problem just look at that recent shooting where the kid played video games and then went and shot up a (insert destination here)."

Bob: "No Ted, the kid suffered from 'L.A.P.S.' had his parent(s) used an ounce of common sense and locked their fire arms up appropriately knowing they had a mentally unstable child in the house this all could have been avoided."

by Kraizk December 23, 2012

L.A.W.S. rocket

This acronym is used for a one-shot weapon used in battles/wars. It stands for Light-AntiTank-Weapons-System. It is approximately 4" in diameter and when not being prepared to fire, is collapsed to two to two feet, 10 inches. When extended, readied to be fired, it extends to 3 feet 2 inches and two and a half feet, respectively.

The soldier took out the small tank with a L.A.W.S. rocket.

by BigTime310 May 20, 2016

L.A.F.S.S.

(Love At First Sight Syndrome) a disability that makes you fall in love easily.

"I met your mother due to my L.A.F.S.S."

by C. Sterling December 14, 2019

S.L.A.P/SLAP

S.L.A.P is an acronym for Self Loathing Autistic Person
its term for an autistic person who is against neurodiversity/autistic civil rights because they can't see anything positive about there autism.

S.L.A.P/SLAP is to an Autistic like what an uncle tom is to an African American.

by NEURODIVERSE August 20, 2020

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.

stands for “oh my god, Sebastian Stan, man you lookin, good you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies, look at thet, pow pow pow pow pow”

you look so good today ”o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.”

by anonymous September 20, 2021