Kwanzaa

A holdiday created in the country of Africa. The day where African Americans gather around Pride Rock to celebrate The king of Africa, Simba, the King who saved the african americans from his evil uncle

Kwanzaa-hakuna matata,

by Clayton Bigsby... December 21, 2019

Kwanzaajuana

Kwanzaajuana is an event that occurs when every one in the circle lights up some sort of joint/bowl/bong/blunt/pipe and smokes them in a typical smoking rotation, so that no one is ever waiting to smoke!

Ex text message: yo, if everyone brings a little bud tonight we can Kwanzaajuana later!

To the "Salute Your Shorts" theme:
"When it's Kwanzaajuana we smoke a lot of pot and if we had a piss test, our piss sure would be hot! Now we will share a lifetime of the highest memories, a festive Kwanzaajuana, smoking lots of tree!"

by ztumhcs May 5, 2016

KwanzaaChristmukkah

the politically correct way to recognize the three main holidays during the seasons. A quick and easy way to combine the three faiths (Christianity, Judaism, and people who celebrate Kwanzaa) rather than saying "Happy Holidays". The safe way to wish someone a happy holiday without accidentally offending him/her if they are not of the faith you assumed.

Happy KwanzaaChristmukkah

by piratemaxx December 20, 2010

Kwanzaa Burp

When you fart, burp and vomit at the same time during kwanzaa dinner

Dude, we should totally do a kwanzaa Burp right now

by fartman27 January 3, 2022

Light the Kwanzaa Candles

"Lighting the Kwanzaa Candles", especially when paired with a wink or raise of the eyebrows, could mean smoking crack cocaine.

If an african american man (traditionally) were to ask you to help him "Light the Kwanzaa Candles" he will most likely pull out a pipe and crack if you agree

by FreshPrinceofBelaire January 13, 2011

Kwanzaa hut

A makeshift temporary shelter of any kind to protect the occupants from the elements

We were freezing balls until we made that Kwanzaa hut, then we were warm like lil' welfare nigs during Kwanzaa.

by MammieJammie January 4, 2017

Kwanzaa Klown

A black man wearing a festive hat. The clothing normally has nothing to do with the setting.

Man, I was at the gym and there was some Kwanzaa Klown just creeping in the locker room.

by TheNatorGator January 4, 2012