kuba

ungrateful immigrant with a small penis and low iq

fucking kuba's

by a pineapple 69 May 29, 2018

Kuba

when you are in the capable position of a sexual encounter with a good looking member of the opposite sex, but you walk away, run away, scream, freak out, do not engage in the encounter.

Also the inability to communicate and/or structure sentences in front of a good looking member of the opposite sex

John really pulled a kuba last night with Jessica.

Dude, dont kuba. Just go for it.

by ~GP~ June 21, 2009

kuba

a noob with noodle hair

James:Is that a noob with yellow hair?
Jimmy:Yeah, probably a kuba.

by ChubsterTheObeseKittEN December 28, 2018

dirty kuba

When a man with long Curley hair cuts his hair off and shoves it in a girls fanny then shags to get carpet burn on his dick

Kyle did a dirty kuba last night with his girlfriend

by Dillonkellyy April 13, 2020

kuba logic

Does not exist and makes no sense. Kuba logic is complete ballshit and crap. Can be used as an insult, but it is considered to be one of the worst things to call somebody.

I hate that guy, he has kuba logic!

by AncientBlue September 26, 2013

kuba time

The act of setting up a time to meet with friends, only to show up over 20 minutes later than the time YOU set.

Me: What time do you guys wanna meet up?
Kuba: How about 3pm?
Me: What's that in Kuba Time?
Other friend: About 5pm

by KubaTimeIsBullshit February 9, 2018

Kuba roll

Terribly rolled zoot

- Hey man, should I roll us a zoot?

- Let me do it. Last time you did a Kuba roll

by imichal May 6, 2023