by Tomhasasmallwilly April 9, 2019
Get the Kristofer mug.A buissiness serviceman with complete disregard for customers. Often the persons name will start with a K, even though it shouldn't. Always very flamboyant. Often masturbates, not for the great feeling of his hand on his privates, but for the feeling male privates in his hand. A real douche!
Kris gave that customer some Kristomer service again. We don't have to worry about them calling back.
by Salmon1 September 25, 2010
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Obviously, really really ridiculously ugly, a person with no friends, no social life and a particularly gargantuan penis.
(Which promotes his sexual life.)
Goes best with chocolate and whipped cream.
Watch out for stray hairs.
(Which promotes his sexual life.)
Goes best with chocolate and whipped cream.
Watch out for stray hairs.
God, Kristofer's such a loser but he has such an extremely large penis that he gets laid more often than a bed at a mattress store.
by gorillagirl69 February 21, 2010
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Get the Kristofer mug.The most amazing person on Tumblr. Really caring and will always be there for friends. Known as coon or Redo. Really cute too.
by huhuehue September 13, 2013
Get the kristoffercoon mug.A Hungarian boy who is always there for other but hides his inner emotions and like to deal with them by himself.he is always fascinated with himself in the mirror.He always listens to some kind of emo music,and loves to play along
by Ikog October 7, 2019
Get the krisztofer mug.Very skinny, big head boy.Usually a boy with really old parents. Likes to lie a lot but is very good at it. He always like to tell himself that he is good at basketball, but he's not.
Your such a Krystofer.
by Krystofer June 18, 2018
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