keeefff

spikey-haired white boy
dr hibbert laff
looks like ken from glee.

another word for a pervert
loves ham more than women
loves cod and his xbox bum boys
loves the script.

kensimpsonsscripthamgleekeeefff

by gabalar January 17, 2011

The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.

Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

by Pedro2010 December 29, 2009

Roast Keef Sandwich

When you load a bong bowl in the following order.
1.weed
2.keef layer in the middle
3.more weed on top

This creates a special smoking experience. The bowl can relate to a jr. roast beef sandwich from Arby's. The weed acts as the two buns and the keef is the delicious meat in the middle. The moment you "roast" it, a euphoric feeling overcomes your whole body. It is a mixture of tasting a jr deluxe sandwich and pure love.

"Hey man you got some dank"
"oh i just picked up some fresh doja, i'm about to load a roast keef sandwich, you ready?"
"damn it has been too long since I've had something this dank, I sense that I'll be geeking out very soon, probably grubbin on one of them Arby's sandwiches too"

by rappinNtappin October 3, 2011

kleenex guy

A guy you use once and throw away - the perfect rebound

A hot lifegueard is the perfect rebound, use him once and throw him away- he's a Kleenex Guy

by NotAllHeroesWearCapes May 2, 2015

klerf

The action of having recently supplied or been submitted to a klerfing

Synonyms: garmpboggled, prkrtchked

Partino! If you don't stop eating all those apricots you'll be klerfed for sure!

by mechafrog June 26, 2016

shmeeky kleeky

When luh twizz do crank #TR big Tonka honeybun

Luh shmeeky kleeky

by inbar viscus March 29, 2022

Klefan

A bromance between Stefan Salvatore and Klaus Mikaelson (from the cw show "The Vampire Diaries") two people that gave each other more eye sex than they ever gave their girlfriends.

Klefan is the best OTP in TVD. They deserved better and made the best duo. Klefan is end game.

by Klefan Shipper January 4, 2018