Kissmash

A Redneck word that means "Kiss my ass" but is pronounced: Kiss-Mash

You Suck
Yeah, well you can just kissmash

by Yo Peanut head August 17, 2009

kissman

boy who testipops while sexually groaning because his girlfriend is that good.

kissman happens in euro sex. two uber sexy people having fun when one (the boy) has a baz and creates one of the funniest things you will ever hear.

by Tarahhh June 22, 2008

Kissmass

A term used by teenage and young adult females with their boyfriends and or lovers to imply the impending dose of kisses to come in and around the holiday that is christmas.

Hey Babe, Kissmass is almost here, you know what that means...

by BeethovenBootyCall December 25, 2011

kissassness

the deeds of an kissass as in saying that only uncool people like dance when they know that the dance is alive and kickin' some punk ass

I lake litsening to Dr. Drew, but sometimes, he has a major case of kissassness!

by neozone200 August 8, 2008

Kismass

Respectful way of telling Kiss my ass when in a holy site in the august presence of religiously sensitive people and in the absence of sensible reporters, so that you could say the nasty thing faking it sound like a religiously acceptable expression.

This way you get praised for cussing someone publicly and keep your constituency intact.

The credit goes to ... Rick Gorka and his boss Mitt Romney performing in Poland for inspiring me to shove this term in here.

If only I had had the inspiration earlier, I could have saved poor Ricks job, assuming that he regularly refers to Urban Dictionary for inspiration.

Rick: " Kismass! This is a holy site! Show some respect!"

by Fake Pudit August 4, 2012

kisslash

When you kiss someone so long/hard that the result is neck pain similar to what you would receive from an accident (Whiplash).

I was kissed so hard I got kisslash. My neck is still hurting days later.

by TheClayMan July 31, 2016

kissassitable

Kisses that are completely irresistible.

Example: peter is amazing. He is so kissassitable. I can't stop kissing him.

by Lilmissjacqui June 17, 2017