kurtsexual

A kurtsexual is someone who is neither homosexual nor hetrosexual, as they do not like anyone else apart from Nirvana's lead singer, Kurt Cobain, despite him being dead. Kurtsexuals are usually 13 year old boys who have covered their room with posters of Kurt, done drugs or desire to take heroin to be like Kurt, tried to shoot themselves in the head with a shotgun, bought all his signed stuff off eBay, and want to go visit his grave sometime.

Dean : "Hey man, this girl wants to have anal with you on Friday night"

Jack: Nahh, I'm only interested in Kurt. i'm a kurtsexual. MM fuck yeah, Kurt Cobain :P

* masturbates whilst lookingg at lifesize poster of Kurt Cobain and making orgasmic noises*

Dean: Mmm you need to get a life. Kurt's dead

by Henry's bird :P June 11, 2007

Kimsexual

A person not gay nor straight but a mother f*cking unicorn

I like candy as much as kimsexual

by fancymanhatboy October 19, 2016

Kimisexual

The sexual attraction to Kimi

Jacob: “i’m sexually attracted to Kimi, I think i might be Kimisexual.”
Matthew: “yeah me too!”

by Ducato man June 3, 2022

kaisexual

A kaisexual person is someone who is sexually, physically and romantically attracted to kai parker.

Me: I’m kaisexual!

by bellskrru December 11, 2021

Kaisexually kinky

kaisexually kinky is a broad range of links that revolve around the rare and unknown kaisexuality, which is an amazing sexuality that attracts one to very post 2008 Serbian men who’s hobbies might include, perverting, minecraft and being too cool for school. These kinks include disgusting fantasies of each K a I in ones area that their sexuality would lead them to be attracted to, having intimate sexual relationships with non living items suck as microwaves and cars and trying to show aggressive behaviours to ones local K a i

God would be very ashamed, I committed many Kiasexually kinky actions this weekend, oof.
Kaisexually kiky, perculoar attractions and actions portrayed by kaisexual people on curtain occasions , kaisexually kinky

by Kaisexual train crashes March 1, 2019

kinksexual

Kinksexual is a sexuality where you may be any gender and straight, bisexual, or gay but you have very intense kinks and intend to date a person that can live by and understand them

him: I'm bisexual! Are you straight?
her: No of course not, I'm kinksexual! I'd date him but he couldn't handle my sexuality.

by chadmisterry January 20, 2022

kunisexual

Where a person can only love Mila Kunis

Im sorry Brian, I will not go out with you. I am kunisexual.

by ze j-ster November 7, 2011