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sofa kingdom 

A word that most people write and tell other people to say,
>>So Fucking Dumb<<
You: Say "i" then read this word "Sofa Kingdom"
someone: I sofa kingdom

Sweet Kingdom of Love

New and improved professional term for vagina (Goal: No more usage of the words "pussy", "cunt", or any other derogatory words for vagina)
Its common for a sweet kingdom of love to taste of fish .

The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled 

Richard: Oi bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trying to ban the BBC.

James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.

Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.

SouthWest Kingdom 

The Southwest Kingdom is Southwest part of the Dallas Fort Worth Metroplex, the SWK comprises Fort Worth, Arlington. Grand Prairie, Mansfield, Crowley, Basically cities surrounding ft worth and Southwest of Dallas
Aye bro there’s a party out in SWK.

Man those Southwest kingdom kids country as hell.

Cum Swamp Kingdom 

A kingdom of Sleestaks from the hit series Land of the Lost who are known for harvesting cum. Their actions within the past has led to persecution of the Kingdom which included domestic terrorism and a little bit of trolling.

It was once ruled by the leader known as SCOUT.
Person 1: "Hey, I picked up this book on the history of the Cum Swamp Kingdom"

Person 2: "Sweet, is that the one where SCOUT from the Scout Collections hangs out?"

Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfuck 

When you're skullfucking a girl so hard that it starts to elongate the back of her head causing her to look like she's from the worst Indiana Jones movie.
Joe: Dude what's wrong with Sarah's head?
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*