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Refers to the act of doing something in a ritualistic old fashion manner that could have been accomplished more efficiently through means of a current technology ora faster process. The term originated with tea drinkers who prefer an older approach to the time honored tradition of a social "tea time". It is stated that a certain joy comes from not just the drinking and sharing of a cup of tea but the ritual of steeping the water in the kettle and taking the time to enjoy the entire process involved. A means, to remind folks to slow down in such a busy era and enjoy the process. Also a means to insult someone for being old fashion.
"are you using a tea pot instead of a microwave to heat that cup of water? Whoa's that's Kettle!", "why are you still paying bills with a check book? that's so kettle?", "I enjoy folks who pick up the phone to discuss business instead of an emotionless email or text, it's quite kettle and endearing".
Kettle by MD Wayne December 14, 2022
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Device used to make water boil

Normally used with noodles or beverages such as tea and coffee
I used the kettle to make my morning coffee
Kettle by 000_cheese December 30, 2023
Device used to make water boil

Normally used with noodles or beverages such as tea and coffee
I used the kettle to make my morning coffee
Kettle by 000_cheese December 30, 2023
a small area in which demonstrators or protesters are confined by police seeking to maintain order during a demonstration.
"activists in the kettle were protesting at being held and resisting arrest"
Kettle by Arminkshipper April 20, 2025
she showed up with a new watch—was kettle for sure
kettle by anonymous April 20, 2025
Kettle Up: Verb describing the act of heating water in the Kettle to make tea, coffee, hot beverages.
Can you Kettle up some for me too, brah?
- Sure bro. I already Kettled up enough for both of us.

- I love whiskey and tea...
Kettle Up by Snowflake96 September 11, 2018

Kettle Dodger 

Someone in the workplace who always makes sure they arrive later than everyone else to the break room so they don't have to be the person who makes tea/coffee for everyone
You know Graham? Yeah he's a classic kettle dodger!