Tea Kettling

When drunk girls begin speaking so high and so fast they start to sound remarkably like a tea kettle. They usually start off normal and after three or four beers descend into high pitched nonsence.

That girl was tea kettling so bad, I was sure my ear drums were about to pop.

by Deering October 17, 2006

Kettering buccleuch academy

Kettering buccleuch academy is a 20th centruy wannabe secondary school with teachers who are hard , annyoing or soft .

Students on the other hands are chavs (yr 10 ) geeks ( y7 )nerds ( 8p2 2021-2022 ) and the wannabe roadmen ( every year )
And the rivaly between KBA and KSA

Kettering buccleuch academy is for chavs
Person from kettering . Kba is the kindest school ever
Student passes .oi u talking about mans endz madez will chef u up fam

by Samwordjack June 24, 2022

Cole kettelle

Runs 4.4 on turf can throw ball 60 yards untouched has that dirty punter stiff arm

Can truck someone when they stand completely still ceo of Indian jah

Who the whitest kid on your team

Cole kettelle

by Bathdude September 17, 2019

kateline

a grinding train(line) filled with kates.

lets make a kateline!

by thisisbradpitt October 17, 2008

Tea kettling

When you laugh so hard that you sound like a tea kettle.

“LMAO STOP THATS WAY TO FUNNY IM TEA KETTLING!”

by uglyBitchlet June 4, 2021

Kettering University

Shitty private school where everyone has an elitist attitude, thinking they attend a superior school because it receives no government funding, even though the latest renovation on campus was done in the 1970's

I attend Kettering University because my daddy pays for all my shit. He even still wipes my ass!

by ima realist July 9, 2009

Tea kettling

to piss into ones mouth from an elevated Position

One time we were on this road trip and I had to piss so bad, I ended up tea kettling Nina. She was willing though.

by Mr. tusk June 28, 2020