Kerfunklism

fear of showering without clothes

Did you hear how Katie showers? She just goes in with her clothes on! Wow.. She must have Kerfunklism

by Apple121 June 14, 2015

kerminated

To have your job or role eliminated by a muppet.

John's been kerminated, I'll miss his sexy dancing the most!

by playslikebuttah May 11, 2017

Kerfunkledub

Kerfunkledub is a word used to describe the action of humiliating another person, a exclamation of one's own elation, or disappointment in which case the word would be used in a stand alone fashion. A kerfunkler is a person who frequently uses the aforementioned word kerfunkledub however he or she must first be acknowledged by his or her fellow kerfunklers to be able to refer to herself or himself as a certified kerfunkler

"Get kerfunkledubed!!!" "Let's kerfunkledub these guys" *sigh* " kerfunkledub" "kerfunkledub!!!" "My fellow kerfunklers" "Go kerfunkledub yourself"

by Vash--- April 13, 2019

kertina

The sexiest and best person you will ever know. If you think no one is better than you, think again because kertina definitely is. She is rich and a queen and should be respected.

Ouuu she’s such a Kertina because she’s so sexy and so much better than me.

by Rhjeowowjwbw November 21, 2021

Keffing

*British* (participle), verb: to kef
A rather hard slap to the back of the neck.

NOTE: Does not mean, nor does it imply masturbation.

Dude 1: HOLY FUCK, JUSTIN BIEBER!
Dude 2: You deserve a mighty good keffing.

by Fizzle12345671 February 18, 2011

korfing

The act of clandestinely removing the apparel from mannequins in clothing stores for the purpose of prank, bragging rights, or deviate sexual gratification.

In a matter of twenty minutes, Matt had korfed all the mannequins on the first floor at Macy's.

by Stan B December 7, 2003

kerwin

To take the last full cup or serving, of a food or beverage, while leaving a small but less than full serving behind, which often casues the next person to either refill or make more of that item.

When Ryan filled up his cup with coffee he left less than a cup remaining in the pot. When Rob later went to get a cup for himself, he discovered that he had been "kerwined."

by Rob Leone May 2, 2007