keking

the act of laughing, see lol or kek.

keking hard with my bros right now

by Urfaaace May 9, 2018

Keming

The result of improper kerning.

What the helvetica, your kerning has turned into one massive keming fest. What the font were you thinking?

by Jon-Kyle February 22, 2008

keding

The type of person when he/she needs a lot more time to think. Basically, this word came from the word 'Kepala Loading' which means "Loading Head" in Malay. This causes people to feel annoyed at times just because they need a lot more time to think.

"Nice eyebrows man!"
"What?"

(5 minutes later)
"Hey thanks!"
"Damn son, you are very keding...'

by Demo0n EaT3ER January 24, 2018

Keying

Keying occurs when someone uses a key to scratch a car, usually as a form of vandalism or revenge.

Trent: After I dumped her my ex-girlfriend gave my car a good keying.

by getp November 1, 2009

Keving

The word Kev is used in certain schools in South England, it is a code word for a vape that you use in secret. Usually in a school toilet with many other "kevers". Originally named after a head of year called kevin, who was a legend! At first the word kev was used by a small group of friends to hide vaping in their conversation and texts however it soon became wide spread in that school but is now used in many schools and towns along the south coast of England.

Student 1: "Mate you going for a kev after 4th period?"

Student 2: "Yh I got 20 mg salts bruv"

Or...
"I'm getting a new kev"
"Alow some kev on the bus"

"I was keving"
"I am a kever"
"The school took my kev"

by Kev Lord Leo Spalding March 2, 2020

keming

(n.) The result of improper kerning.

(to kern is to adjust space between characters in typeset text).

The typographer who worked on that film just pulled a keming by not having equal spacing between each letter in each word in the opening credits.

by AvsC February 21, 2008

car keying

The term "car keying" has one fairly well known meaning:

1. The act of scraping the sharper point of a car key across the windshield or front door of a car, making a screeching sound and leaving a large scratch in the paint. Often preformed in anger or spite; a form of vandalism.

There is one other, not-so-well-known meaning:

2. The act of saying the phrase, "I need the car keys" and plunging ones hand into the front pocket of someone elses pants or hoodie to retrieve said car keys. This is usually down to a boyfriend (or husband) via the girlfriend (or wife). A big turn on, and surprising if they didn't expect it.

1. "Dude, that bitch just car keyed my new ride!"

2. "I need the car keys baby." (followed by the fishing around in someone elses pocket and then they are found.) "Thanks."

by Aillwen January 11, 2005