Kensington

K-Town. We go to Continental cause thats our shit and thats most important, get a slurpee at sev around the corner. Middle to upper class suburb, fuck the potomac rich kids wearing their oxford pastels we rock t-shirts and not designer ed hardy or hollister shit cause were not deuches. Bethesdas cool to pickup some 4h bitches at the bar. Kenin and The Toy Boxx keep it real on the music scene. You know who the Zmudas are. One of the only legit free skateparks anywhere. We get fucked up on natty light, run out no worries get Kensington Pizza and Kabob to deliver some more. Oh and lets end with the most important part.. CONTINENTAL beat that shit.

Lets get some Continental, natty, and 4h bitches to get this Kensington night going.

Kensington by ktown kracker August 31, 2010

Kensington

One of the many wealthy towns in MoCo. Yet unlike in Potomac, K-Towners don't flaunt what they have and instead live in a nice, cute, family town. While most of it is nice, there is the area that should be Wheaton.

Do you live in the nice part of KTown or the Wheaton part between Conn. Ave. and University Blvd?

Kensington by KTown November 13, 2004

The Kensington Gentleman 

The luxurious enterprise of evacuating one's bowels, whilst sitting one-hundred eighty degrees counter-clockwise from the traditional position normally observed in modern lavatories. Such a venture requires the individual to remove at least one item of footwear, as well as de-pants and bare half if not all of the legs.

Public speaking used to scare me, until I discovered the relaxation powers of the The Kensington Gentleman. Just in time for my Grandmother's funeral! Best eulogy ever, period.

The Kensington Gentleman by Oliver Kloseoff June 5, 2011

kensington

A small place, known as a town, right outside bethesda. it includes a "skate park," one good restraunt (you know which one im talking about), and the cheapest gas for miles. It is a hassle to get to anywhere important from kensington because it is so small. also known as: "k-town" "right outside DC" and "where?"

Cheap Rich Boy with the mercedes: yo i need gas, but its so expensive!
Ktown Boy: Lets go to Kensington! its only $2.34 there!

kensington by kboat August 31, 2005

kensington

Rich suburb just outside DC where the soccer mom thrives. Home of the Academy of the Holy Cross and a lot of expensive antique stores.

WJ kid 1: "Why are there so many Volvos?"
WJ kid 2: "I told you I lived in Kensington"
WJ kid 1: "Oh yeah, let's fill up dad's benz at the Econoway"

kensington by Jarrod P. June 25, 2006

Kensington

Kensington is a small town right outside of Bethesda. It has a great population, it is concluded with schools like Kensington Parkwood Elementary School, North Bethesda Middle School and Walter Johnson High School. If you are interested in private school it is also made up of Holy Redeemer and Academy of Holy Cross. K- Town is a nickname for Kensington . It has restaurants such as Chipotle and Continental. Kensington is a very heart-warming town that many would love to join

Hey guys, let's go to St. Paul's Park in Kensington and chill with our friends.

I love K-town it's such a heart-warming place

Kensington by PJE61697 January 2, 2012

Kensington

A very weird community in Brooklyn, has many ethnical backrounds mostly european and a bit of asian ranging from Italians, Russians, Jews, Muslims,a little chinese, Irish, Albanians and others. There's no place to really hang out except for Ocean parkway, church ave or ditmas ave. and the kids usually. It's usually all overpriced victorian houses. Kids all know each other but never really socialize and bring kids from other neighborhoods over. Very weird place but home to only two types of kids : extremely smart or extremely dumb. The smart kids usually go to Stuy, Brooklyn Tech, Midwood and other well rep'd school meanwhile the other kids go to F.D.R, Erasmus or some really fuked up school. The nerds usually never go out or are major pot heads/drunks who chill in other neighborhoods, the other kids usually hang around the corner. Adults have different jobs ranging from doctors, public health directors to taxi cab drivers. If you live around or in Ocean Parkway your used to the noises the russians make when its 2 am and they're drunk as hell. One good thing about this hood though is that they do have good looking people, the girls are usually good looking and pretty down to earth and easy going and the boys are pretty laid back too.

Billy: I live in Kensington
Bob: Theres nothing to do in the daylight but if you want some booze go at night

Kensington by kengsington December 2, 2007