Kegan

Shriek head ass

I'm "kegan" I love to kiss jayden

by Spongeknobsquarenuts August 1, 2020

Kegan

Usually the fattest man. Fat fat fattymc fatterson. The fattest fat fat fatty to be big backed fat.

Kegan: Hey man
Person 2: *dies of suffocation because kegans belly squishes them into the ground*

by Clayfifth March 31, 2025

Kegan

Probably some guy who is from a town of inbreds. Everyone hates Kegan’s because they like banging thier moms. People will often times throw fat babies at him because he’s such a nounce. Always taking it in the rear

Wow I’d love to throw that cum guzzler off of a nearby cliff, I hate Kegan

by Short poop May 2, 2024

Kegan

A very loving guy that everybody loves
Probably better than you at Tetris

Kegan is a generally very outgoing guy and is typically straight and not gay at all and if you think he is it was just a joke he made one time

"man I really wanna fuck him hes such a kegan"

by XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD January 11, 2021

Kegan

Kegan's are kind, and caring. They love giving gifts, but are easily persuaded to give them. They usually have brown eyes and hair. They are very competitive and toxic. They would usually shift any blame to someone else. They have strong interests in cooking, art, sports, and videogames. It is not easy for Kegan's to make friends because of their toxicity. Their sexuality unknown, and often portrayed of being bisexual, gay, or straight. They will be too scared to come out, but you should comfort them anyway.

P.S DONT DATE A KEGAN. They will be feisty. You would also have to train them like a dog in the relationship.

Guy: Hey! That's my ball! Give it back!
Kegan: Why? You're not any good at sports anyway, so what's the point in you having it?
Guy: That wasn't very nice you bully

by Dextersbeats7732 October 22, 2020

Kegan

In a females name. One of the most beautiful woman you could ever lay your eyes on. She has the most gorgeous eyes angel can have and the body of a goddess.

Hey kegan we gonna go skydiving or what?

by 5280hardheaded April 8, 2024

Kegan

Kegan's are kind, and caring. They love giving gifts, but are easily persuaded to give them. They usually have brown eyes and hair. They are very competitive and toxic. They would usually shift any blame to someone else. They have strong interests in cooking, art, sports, and videogames. It is not easy for Kegan's to make friends because of their toxicity. Their sexuality unknown, and often portrayed of being bisexual, gay, or straight. They will be too scared to come out, but you should comfort them anyway.

P.S DONT DATE A KEGAN. They will be feisty. You would also have to train them like a dog in the relationship.

Guy: Hey! Stop being so mean!
Kegan: You don't tell me what to do.

by Dextersbeats7732 October 22, 2020