matt keener

A fantasy retard with no friends or life ... (did I mention he’s fat )🐳

Matt keener is a stupid fat fuck

by Not a fat fuck (unlike Matt) May 8, 2018

Keenered

When you recieve bad news via text message. Often done to avoid a conversation.cowardly

Lastnight I was going to meet a friend for some drinks. Then at the last minute I was keenered

by Phunkmaster P. October 28, 2009

Keener

Adjective noun for a person who is overwhelming keen , enthusiastic about a project or excited about an interest.

The kids are very excited about going to Fantasy land in Disney World....they're saying dad let's go to Fantasy land we can't wait to get there. The Dad replies okay my little keeners let's go

by E.Parti November 23, 2019

Keener

A party or get together where booze or gambling is frowned upon.

Dude, that party was a total Keener. If you’re planning on throwing a Keener, count me out!

by Cgland May 8, 2022