a very sexy guy. all the ladies need him. not the best at archery but does have a dirt bike that is too small for him. usually has 2 brothers and a hot mother.
by philip McCrevis June 10, 2021

A college major completely self-defined by the student, to be completed in no less than ten years, and not to exceed the undergraduate level. Classes are to be completely free (paid for by university employment), and to be taken at irregular intervals. May include free overseas trips, a.k.a. "study abroad."
by abitbiz.com June 14, 2004

Dylan’s a chill nice dude that could be funny at Times mostly cringey.
With a dick as short as my thumb
We all know claudia wants him
He’s a very loyal friend, do t betray him or brake his heart. He tried to see the best of people. He probably likes mayrim as Stefan says which is daddy af but that’s another definition.
With a dick as short as my thumb
We all know claudia wants him
He’s a very loyal friend, do t betray him or brake his heart. He tried to see the best of people. He probably likes mayrim as Stefan says which is daddy af but that’s another definition.
by WhitnallMS July 01, 2018

To allow ones partner/friend/colleague to shit on your face and shit in your mouth whilst being finger in the bum by your grandma.
by Seasonyourpasta September 02, 2021

A dirty keelan is to allow ones partner/friend to shit in your mouth whilst being bummed by his/her grandad.
by Seasonyourpasta September 02, 2021

Keelan is a man who is absolutely shite at Overwatch... especially in the role of the windowmarker. Keelan thinks he is a absolute hard lad especially in discord. Thinks he can jump people in Rushmere but doesn't know he will get fucking destroyed. Keelan is inconsistent Andy in secret the stupid wee coon, this guy makes turkey with the juice being his own. Keelan also is a rager, a very angry man
OMG I met Keelan in rushmere and he randomly got attacked by some bloke who jumped out from the vape stand
OR
OMG Keelan just broke his headset again because he couldn't click on people's heads in overwatch because he is absolutely shit at it
OR
OMG Keelan just broke his headset again because he couldn't click on people's heads in overwatch because he is absolutely shit at it
by Papichann December 25, 2018
