Kazakhstani Roulette 

Similar to the game of Russian Roulette, players load all-but-one round into the revolver. Players then take turns testing their luck and, obviously, only one will walk away from all of it.

Although Igor, Dragan, Sergei, Vladimir, and Alexander lay motionless on the floor after a round of Kazakhstani Roulette, surrounded by their own brain matters, it was really Dmitri that stood the loser-- because who really wants to live in Kazakhstan anyways?

Kazakhstani Roulette by Kingshit481 August 7, 2012

kazakhstan 

a country where BORAT came from

Hi, my name a borat, my sister is number 4 prostitue in all of kazakhstan, I LIKE!!!!

kazakhstan by john ladder September 10, 2007

Kazakhstanian insert 

The act of doing a triple backflip with a twist and accidentally landing your shlong inside the anus of a homeless man.

Guy 1: dude I got so drunk last night I think I did a kazakhstanian insert.
Guy 2:I know. I was the hobo

Kazakhstanian insert by Zeroisbeyond September 24, 2022

Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist 

Originating from Kazakhstan, it is the event in which you use the tail of a chameleon and shove it the fuck down your friend's throat. This is fucking awesome (fuck yeah). Fuck yeah.

Ja Morant: Hey it's me Ja Morant from that one basketball

Zacharius: Hey Ja Morant from basketballing, do you want to do the Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist with me, Ja Morant?
Ja Morant: Yeah I would love to do the Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist with you, Ja Morant here.
Chameleon: I am pumped to be doing the Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist with Ja Morant and Zacharius soon.

Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist by The New Jersey Times February 1, 2023

Kazakhstan 

A Shit hole country located between Russia and Iran.
Big Country,A lot of deserts. Basically spreads all along Central Eurasia. 9th Largest Country in the world. Got free from USSR in 1990. They have a constitutional government where the presidents acts as the head of the state and commander in chief. It is poor country whose population decreases yearly.

In Sopranos season 1-2,Tony Soprano had a mistress from Kazakhstan. Borat's character is from Kazakhstan.

Kazakhstan by Ryan O Reilly November 11, 2007

Kazakhstan 

The country of dumb assholes. Mongol and Kazakh are the same words. FUCK YOU BORAT'S COUNTRY

-Hey where are you from bitch?
-Kazakhstan.
-Come bounce on my dick

Kazakhstan by Brooklyn191919 May 18, 2019

Kazakhstan 

Greatest country in the world

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls

Kazakhstan by Oy Vey 947 February 26, 2024