The Kato Balance Paradox: A female companion must be smart and attractive and rank at least a 6 on the patented “thiccness” scale. Such a balance is so rare that it seems almost paradoxical. The alternative male type is much more easily satisfied (hot, rich, nba) giving a gay tinge.
Man that kid seems kinda gay. He’s always fantasizing about Paul George?
No, he’s just suffering from the Kato Balance Paradox.
True. And Paul George is kinda cute.
No, he’s just suffering from the Kato Balance Paradox.
True. And Paul George is kinda cute.
by ThePaloAltoPlug April 29, 2019
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Kato was peacefully dreaming in his pink lipstick blanket on a pull out couch, defenseless, pure, peaceful. Two terrorists walked into the room, one wielding a bottle of mustard (the weapon in this situation) and proceeds, aside a young child, to drench Kato in the substance, causing immense confusion followed by an approximately 1 minute state of hysteria. Kato is noticeably upset by the attack, shouting at the terrorists whilst also being a yellow mess. A child is heard painfully screaming aside the hysterics caused by Kato and the mustard menace. Kato, who is currently unable to breathe, lunges at the young child and slightly elder one, killing them before the tape cuts.
The tape is currently being held by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation and was shown during the court case and on a YouTube video, titled "Kato caught slippin str8 mustard face"
Kato was peacefully dreaming in his pink lipstick blanket on a pull out couch, defenseless, pure, peaceful. Two terrorists walked into the room, one wielding a bottle of mustard (the weapon in this situation) and proceeds, aside a young child, to drench Kato in the substance, causing immense confusion followed by an approximately 1 minute state of hysteria. Kato is noticeably upset by the attack, shouting at the terrorists whilst also being a yellow mess. A child is heard painfully screaming aside the hysterics caused by Kato and the mustard menace. Kato, who is currently unable to breathe, lunges at the young child and slightly elder one, killing them before the tape cuts.
The tape is currently being held by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation and was shown during the court case and on a YouTube video, titled "Kato caught slippin str8 mustard face"
by alecwind July 18, 2021
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A long-term house guest who takes advantage of his hosts and refuses to take a hint about when it’s time to leave.
by ZtyX April 9, 2018
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by RELATABLE2.0 January 7, 2020
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by Gabber June 1, 2020
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Bill: “Bro, did you end up banging that freshman chick in Preska?”
James: “nah man, the second I pulled down her panties it was very apparent that she was a Kato Curbstop, that shit was like a blown up meat market”
James: “nah man, the second I pulled down her panties it was very apparent that she was a Kato Curbstop, that shit was like a blown up meat market”
by franztripodbolter September 18, 2020
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