A middle-aged, wannabe hipster who sports a trendy beard and prefers the company of 20 something millennials.
Kennials’ preferred method of transport are trendier makes & models such as the Toyota Prius or Subaru’s forester & outback.
Kennials’ preferred method of transport are trendier makes & models such as the Toyota Prius or Subaru’s forester & outback.
“Let’s invite this Kennial into our circle so that he may buy us alcohol and share with us his long resume of experiences.”
“You got two WSP posters for the price of one?” “Kennial special, man.”
“You got two WSP posters for the price of one?” “Kennial special, man.”
by K Powwers October 14, 2017
Get the Kennial mug.- a type of fear known only by those who have to deal with “Karen’s” on the daily.
- the fear and anxiety felt knowing one has to deal with a “Karen”
- an ever present fear, an almost PTSD style suffering one feels after dealing with too many “Karen’s”
- the fear and anxiety felt knowing one has to deal with a “Karen”
- an ever present fear, an almost PTSD style suffering one feels after dealing with too many “Karen’s”
by Tonnington Smalls November 18, 2021
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The largest population of people who appeal to authority with the thinnest skin. They have no sense of humour, and everything offends them, such as freedom, and especially honking.
The largest population of people who appeal to authority with the thinnest skin. They have no sense of humour, and everything offends them, such as freedom, and especially honking.
by ZuChrom July 29, 2022
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Her Karenoia got the best of her, and she quickly closed the front curtains, exited her house, and speed walked past the man making a call in the idling car by her neighbor’s house, and surreptitiously caught the incident on mobile phone video.
by Dropped Mike November 25, 2022
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Her Karenoia got the best of her, and she quickly closed the front curtains, exited her house, and speed walked past the man making a call in the car idling by her neighbor’s house, and caught the incident on surreptitious mobile phone video.
by Dropped Mike November 25, 2022
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In Kalennian, "The Big Bang Theory" is "Yâ Malhugasagoâstarmathegavalyâkni Tiyâra"
Apparently, it's literal translation is "the enlarging of all existing things theory". How Kalennian people can say this word in the nick of time baffles me 😨
Apparently, it's literal translation is "the enlarging of all existing things theory". How Kalennian people can say this word in the nick of time baffles me 😨
by CarkyAmster February 10, 2024
Get the Kalennian mug.A being or behavior pattern defined by weaponized entitlement, emotionally charged rule-enforcement, and persistent coupon necromancy — often appearing in places of service, governance, or neighborhood watch. Not limited to gender, age, or haircut. A Karenian encounter often begins with a sigh and ends in a request to “speak to someone in charge of the universe.”
Karenian energy transcends individuals — it’s a metaphysical mood of misplaced dominance, usually wrapped in passive-aggression and printed policies.
Karenian energy transcends individuals — it’s a metaphysical mood of misplaced dominance, usually wrapped in passive-aggression and printed policies.
“I sensed the Karenian energy before she even entered — her expired coupon had pre-charged the air.”
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