George: Hey you're my bitch now!
Kid: You shouldn't talk to me that way, I take Karate!
George: Oh yeah, well I can still kick your ass!
Kid: You shouldn't talk to me that way, I take Karate!
George: Oh yeah, well I can still kick your ass!
by bitchbisquiteer August 16, 2012
An Asian method of blows and kicks. Karate can be with two people playing. When a person defeats another it might win.
by JulianDB April 23, 2017
by psycho bitch February 26, 2004
by vissiv January 3, 2006
A sport for the mentally retarded and for the people out there who are pussies and want to tell their friends "I know karate" so they can run off back to thier mummies and cry
by Krub March 18, 2017
A martial arts style which is totally ineffective in MMA competitions like UFC and Pride. Every time a Karate dude gets in the ring, he is either knocked out or taps out. If you want to learn self defense, study grappling, wrestling, or kick boxing.
Karate is only good against opponents who are untrained. Even then, you still may get knocked out.......
Karate is only good against opponents who are untrained. Even then, you still may get knocked out.......
Rick Davis got knocked out by Melvin Guillard at UFC 60. I should have saw that coming.....Rick Davis studied Kenpo Karate!
by transduction June 5, 2006
That one raccoon that lives in your yard that you can't get rid of because it knows karate. The only way to defeat it is by hiring Jack-Jack from The Incredibles or Kung fu panda to fight it.
by Tater_Taco July 14, 2020