Suburb of Texas which became part of Houston after its annexation on December 11, 1996. A relatively large, moderately affluent residential community with one, overpopulated high school. The town is the perfect representative of conservative, middle class suburbia with relatively little criminal activity or racial diversity. The inhabitants often take on an aura of superiority due its proximity to various other poorer urban developments. This pomp, is merely a guise, perpetuated by large homes, since the true upperclass live in the city, where real estate is much more expensive. Drug use is frequent, but mostly limited to marijuana. Underage drinking, however, in the form of house parties, often takes place but is, on the whole, characterized as simple, pathetic outlets for bored middle-class Americans who listen to bad music. Emphasis is placed on maintaining a positive appearance, yet noone really has any individual style. This monotonous, homogenous group of white teenagers all look the same: American Eagle, Abercrombie, Gap; all sickeningly conformative attempts at fashion. It is usually expected that on their 16th birthday, young Kingwoodians will receive a car, usually new, but tacky and cheap, thus maintaining the positive appearance mentioned earlier. Mothers tend to be particularly prone to gossip: the true Desperate Housewives of America. Also known as The Liveable Forest.
God, the teenage waste of Kingwood, Texas must be so bored in that hideous shithole of feigned affluence.
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Kingwood texas is the worst place to live; point blank. Its home to druggies, skanks, snobs, and superficial people.
the people here are self absorbed and love good drama. Kingwood High School and Kingwood Park High School really arnt that different other than the fact that they hate one another. they have their own cliques, they suck at football and they consist of a great deal of money. people think they are automatically "cool" if they smoke weed or drink, and smoking weed is pretty much a contest as to who can get the highest. its very rare you find a girl who hasnt had sex. sex is another major problem in kingwood, almost every week you hear about whos had sex with who and whos pregnant with whos baby. Kingwood is the biggest joke of a town.
the people here are self absorbed and love good drama. Kingwood High School and Kingwood Park High School really arnt that different other than the fact that they hate one another. they have their own cliques, they suck at football and they consist of a great deal of money. people think they are automatically "cool" if they smoke weed or drink, and smoking weed is pretty much a contest as to who can get the highest. its very rare you find a girl who hasnt had sex. sex is another major problem in kingwood, almost every week you hear about whos had sex with who and whos pregnant with whos baby. Kingwood is the biggest joke of a town.
ive lived in kingwood tx. my whole life and hated every minute of it. im in my teens and thank god im graduating next year. ive dropped most of my friends that ive known most of my life due to the fact that they are all now either sluts or major druggies, or both. i dont relate to anybody here not even my teachers...they too are snobby. i cant wait to leave!
by hateskingwood February 1, 2010
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by Idiot ranting June 20, 2019
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Jason: Kingwood, Tx is awesome!!
James: I know!
Jason: lets go puts soap in the fountains.
James: ok.Why not
James: I know!
Jason: lets go puts soap in the fountains.
James: ok.Why not
by ireland_dria December 3, 2010
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by bluntsfordinner November 8, 2009
Get the Kingwood gangsta mug.kingwood middle school smells bad. theres bugs and roaches all over the school, always hair in the nasty ass food from the cafeteria. some of the teachers are okay. female coaches pick favorites , the boy coaches are chill asf. all the girls there are fake and cant set their own trends. the boys are all ugly and mostly fake and nicotine feins who hit a mint pod instead of brushing their teeth. a good handfull of people out the school do drugs or sell them too.
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