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Jums

That chick has some big ass Jums.
by Shod 357 July 3, 2009
mugGet the Jumsmug.

Jum™️

Jum™️ is pre-teen cum mixed with Aunt Jemima Maple Syrup, known notably for its use as a lubricant and fuel source. A barrel of Jum™️ is worth about 100 times more than a barrel of oil.

Jum™️ is not to be confused with Jum: The off-brand version of Jum™️ which is a mixture of Aunt Jelilah Maple Syrup and post-teen cum.
Joe said to his momma, "I filled up a barrel of Jum™️ the other day, sold it for a fatty profit."

Momma says, "Oh good, I accidently bought Jum the other day, completely ruined the pancake breakfast."
by OsmosisOsmosis April 18, 2020
mugGet the Jum™️mug.

Jums a Chump

When ever someone is really stupid or really bad a video games
Choosing a video game over your girlfriend
by WhiteGuyAlpha October 5, 2013
mugGet the Jums a Chumpmug.

plum jum

Yo baby, let me lick dat plum jum!
by Anonymous January 15, 2003
mugGet the plum jummug.

jum pum

"Yea I went jum pum in her ass"
by Coolchris210 June 19, 2016
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Jum Cream

A creamy white substance that oozes from Jumbie's dong-gor when Holdsy touches it softly... with his nose.
HAHAHA! Look at ole Holdsmobile with all the Jum Cream on his forehead!!!
by Crembie-San October 12, 2003
mugGet the Jum Creammug.

Kim Jum Noodles

The shit they be cooking in foods class...
"These niggas be cooking up some Kim Jum Noodles."
mugGet the Kim Jum Noodlesmug.

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