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Judge = Juez
Judge Sucks Dick!!!
by A2K June 8, 2003
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Judgement will always own Viulent-Elite
by Anonymous March 25, 2003
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general term for a top geezer, boing, someone who might frequent planet angel, boing, probable large penis, boing...
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant
by Anonymous October 29, 2003
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A short arrogant asshole who constantly makes perverted jokes and quickly gathers a troupe of theater nerd and computer geek friends. Although endearing, shallow girls pass him by, while the ones that are hard to catch take notice. often plays their music too loud.
Man, Judge is a total asshole.
I know, right?
by hi sidewalk chalk! October 17, 2017
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A fool who eagerly consumes every lie presented to them by the police service, put in a position of power by a corrupt government, with little empathy for anyone.
I hope the Judge is in a good mood today!
by noone9991 March 9, 2021
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Being overly critical or picky over someone
by Theontariomaker November 6, 2022
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No, your guy friends judge you. They absolutely do. They literally aren't allowed to voice that judgement or you won't be friends with him.
Hym "Well, if they won't judge you I'll do it for them. What's funny is that you give yourself out. 'A woman won't cheat if she's happy in the relationship' 👈 That is now you know what you're going to get. She's going to cheat. She's got a preemptive excuse primed and ready to go. If she's ever not happy in the relationship? She'll cheat. Small dick? Cheat. It just IS what's going happen. Look at the shape of her head! Cube skull. She's got the caveat though. It has nothing to do with insecurity. You tattled on yourself. 'If I (a woman) am not happy in a relationship I (a woman) will cheat'. That's what she just said there. Don't let this bitch use deceptive, banal female rhetoric to try and make it sound like she isn't saying what she is actually trying to say there. And what's going to happen? Used up by fat cocks, her guy friends are going to start getting girlfriends who are not going to what THEM around HER, she's going to hit the wall and the fear of dying alone is going to set in, and then maybe the small dicks aren't so bad maybe someone will love me.... Once I'm all used up the small dicks can have me. NOPE. Too late whore. Your head is a square and if you put 10 years on you it isn't even worth it to commit."
by Hym Iam February 1, 2023
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