judge

The unmerciful uncivilized unfair pieces of shit they hire in the so-called "judicial system" which is about the biggest crock of shit there is out there.

Judges are pansies, often punishing the innocent and letting the guilty walk free. That's why nobody has faith in the judicial system anymore. You're better off to take the law into your own hands.

Ever been to divorce court? The judge almost always hears out the womans side of the case and totally ignores the mans side.

In most cases 99% of the time the woman is fucking gold digging bitch looking to milk the innocent man of all he's worth and then some. When the man talks of how he can't handle it because he doesn't make that much the judge throws the book at the guy, often holding him in contempt and telling him how he's a deadbeat because he can't afford to fund his soon to be ex wifes luxurious lifestyle with her new man that she was cheating on her faithful soon to be ex husband to start with.
Judges are pussy ass pansies that will one day be judged themsevles by God before they burn in hell next to all the layers.
by Judge ass kicker December 11, 2006
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A noun to name an object or an action that is at risk of negative comments or criticism from an individual.
Trang: I was going to wear these super-flashy, polka-dotty, ginormous earrings today to San Francisco.
Carol: Dude, that would've been SO judge.
Cathy: OMG, THOSE earrings?? Those are hella judge!
by m0chi March 20, 2009
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Dispenser of justice - usually hated by left wing idiots such as those that frequent this board - adminster the law to all the loser, idiotic morons who think they run the show.
The judge threw your ass in jail because your a crook and a thug.
by Judge Judy961 July 13, 2006
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It means to beat it off. You know spank the monkey. Slap the Salami. Stroke the Salmon. ect..

Judgin FTW (the wow crew)
My mom caught me judgin'(Judge) last night but I turned around and came on her chest anyhow...
by Matt "The Nub" LaClair March 22, 2007
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A scale.. the 'judge' judges how much drugs you got weighed and how much the customer owes you
you want to take it to the judge so i can prove thats how much is there
by ...Kylie...CSe November 20, 2005
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Noun - A middle-class white man with a dead rabbit on his head who hasn't got a clue about fairness or reality, is generally and imbecile, and has an over-inflated perception of his own importance, righteousness and intellect.
The judge decided that even though the black man was in Outer Mongolia at the relevant time, he must have invented a way to teleport to Texas and ought to be executed.
by 4MA June 10, 2003
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Someone who refers to this site for Judicial Statements.
The UK Judge could not make a ruling for the slang, even though consulting The Urban Dictionary. (This is true BTW)
by Majicman October 07, 2003
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