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A term used to describe someone or something that is unbelievably chopped, down bad, or just generally fumbling life. Originates from the phrase “chopped like Judd,” referring to a guy who is so chopped he became the standard unit of chopped-ness.
*ugly squid enters bar* “Yo, who’s your boy over there, he’s chopped like Judd”
Judd by hinglemcringleberry41 November 15, 2025
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judd-apatowed

The act of shoving a spoon in someone's butt crack (not the hole).
Why is there a spoon sticking out of Dan's underwear?

I judd-apatowed him last night after he passed out.

Oh, thank God, I thought it was stuck it in his asshole.
judd-apatowed by NeoRobot77 May 1, 2017

Judd Birch 

The older brother and of the main character on the TV show “Big Mouth” he’s the hottest character alive. He walked so those fucking e-boys could run.
Boy: I was watching Big Mouth and Judd Birch came onto the screen and I literally almost jizzed in my pants right then and there
Judd Birch by Kalopsiax January 27, 2021

Judd Apatow

A comedic genius responsible for such outrageous hits as The 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, Superbad, Talladega Nights, Anchorman, Walk Hard, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Pineapple Express and Step Brothers. Also responsible for making people laugh insanely hard with his work.

Usually works with the same people in his movies: Seth Rogen, Will Ferrell, Jason Segel, Jonah Hill, Paul Rudd, Bill Hader, Leslie Mann (his wife), Craig Robinson and Jay Baruchel.
Judd Apatow by hurricane season March 25, 2009

Judd Nelson 

A member of the Brat Pack actors of the 1980s who rose to fame in the movies of John Hughes. Immortalised in Dogma by Jay of Jay And Silent Bob and later given a cameo in Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back.
Jay: Judd Nelson, he was fuckin' harsh.
Judd Nelson by Captain//Fantastic September 17, 2008

Judd Apatow

A man who seems to turn everything he touches into comedic gold. His movies seem to follow the same formula; nerdy guy likes cool girl but can't get with her for whatever reason, and usually ends up getting with her by the end with the help of his likable friends. He usually casts Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, Jason Segel, Bill Hader, and Jonah Hill. 90% of the scripts are improve with a bunch of pop culture references and sex jokes. He also writes stupid (yet still funny) comedies such as Walk Hard.
40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, and Superbad are all typical Judd Apatow movies.
Judd Apatow by cupbdown May 3, 2008