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Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.
loser: blah blah blah...

cool person: Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?
by purplebrownday July 6, 2011
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Self Jealousy

The art of being jealous of yourself because you know you already have the best.
Ever since I been dating Tania and I get around her, I have the feeling of self jealousy.
by messenger_Scotty December 24, 2010
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jealousy

feeling insecure that you are going to lose someone who was never really yours to begin with because if he/she was yours then he/she would not even consider leaving you
I was jealous because I thought Jojo liked that girl more than me then I realized it didn't matter because if he didn't want to be with me, I didn't want to be with him.
by Megmegumi June 30, 2005
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Jealous Bitch Syndrome

The condition most often occurring in ex-girlfriends in which the female becomes hostile towards their ex-partner and then continues to prove a nuisance. This frequently causes difficulty for the male partner in finding or connecting with a new mate.
Tom: Yeah, I was planning on going on a date with Melissa tonight. She's really great, but Katie still sits by me in Calculus and totally tried to cock block me.

Jimmy: Seems like she has a case of Jealous Bitch Syndrome.
by Kevy Absolution March 4, 2009
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jealous boyfriend syndrome

whenn you have a boyfriend who is so damn jealous you aren't allowed to hug any other guys, talk to any other guys, look at any other guys, or even THINK about any other guys.
" I said hi to Brad today, and Tom totally flipped out. He's got a serious case of Jealous Boyfriend Syndrome.
by t3am0x33 April 24, 2005
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jealous type

I dreamed i saw you with another
close and smiling
and when i woke
I had to admit to myself

that whatever i tell myself
or others
i remain the jealous type
I've always been
...
by Krkič July 3, 2019
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Over Jealous Exgirlfriend Disorder

The personality disorder of having one or more ex girlfriends keeping track of your personal life to stalk your encounters with other women and troll about it later. Includes best friends and platonic relationships.
"Bye Julia!"
*gets text from ex*
"So, who is Julia??"
Boy: I think I have Over Jealous Exgirlfriend Disorder"
by GemZi8 August 6, 2011
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