jostle my bees

to upset oneself in any form of negative emotion such as anger, sadness, or physical un-wellness

I shouldn’t eat food before going on the rollercoaster or I’ll jostle my bees.

by hazelnuthuntress May 26, 2020

jostle

shake around

"Please be careful removing your luggage from the overhead compartment. Things might've gotten jostled around in flight."

by SomeCaliGirl February 14, 2024

Jostle my satchel

Jostling someone's satchel is when you really mess with someone's chi; their general vibe. The "satchel" represents all the things they've setup in their personal space and you're just jostling it.

I like John but all he does when he comes over is jostle my satchel.

by Aashe October 05, 2017

jostling

to jostle, move around vigorously, to knock out of place

did you see that girl jostling at the club?

by jostlyn October 12, 2022

jostle queen

lee tapps mum.

i wanked off 310 people this month.

by danny tapp April 30, 2003

Pole jostling

To masterbate

What were you doing in there for so long? Were you pole jostling or something?

by Bad word creator August 01, 2023