Josephine

Although she doesn’t know it she is the prettiest girl ever! She normally has brown or blond hair with the most gorgeous blue eyes! She is slim and sexy and adorable! She is very smart but doesn’t show it and sometimes has her monents! 😂 she often falls for guys she doesn’t think she has a chance with but they all love her and her beautiful sweet smile normally boys like Harleys or Matthews fall for her and they love her to bits! Although Josephine doesn’t like to show it she has had a tough child hood she may fake a smile but inside she is crying. Josephine is an incredible singer dancer and actress and is a very energetic girl and sometimes has her crazy and ditsy moments. She is athletic and good at anything she tries! She is very sensitive and always runs by the motto of nothing good will ever happen to her and always worries. If you are josephines friend you have to know that she is a handful she is caring and will do ANYTHING for you and I mean ANYTHING! But she will worry a lot and she can get very nervous so you NeeD to reassure her before she faints or has an anxiety attack 😂 anyway beautiful girl-good in bed 😉 and if you know one you are the luckiest person EVERRR so don’t treat her like shit!

Guy 1: oh my gosh that girl is honestly the sweetest I want to ask her out!
Guy 2: NO I was gonna ask her out she is GORGEOUS!

Guy 3: she is OBVIOUSLY a Josephine

by Alisha April June 6, 2018

Josephine

a sexy chic woman who loves fashion. her smile always gets the guys attention.

He has a huge crush on this josephine girl

by scarlet_1230rer May 29, 2009

Josephine

a chaotic and permanently stressed entity but also the loveliest most terrific being alive

abi: i’m so lucky my gf is a josephine

james: damn you’re right i wish i was dating a josephine

by plough the hoe, then time 2 go April 16, 2019

Josephine

The sassiest sass queen to ever walk this earth. Everyone should bow down to her sassiness. She speaks the truth that every peasant is too afraid to say. Those who are friends with Josephine are the coolest because they're awesome enough to be friends with the sassiest sass queen to ever walk this earth. Everyone else is a peasant.

Bitch 1: OMG Josephine is SO MEAN.
Bitch 2: OMG I KNOW.
Awesome friend of Josephine: She is the SASSIEST SASS QUEEN TO EVER WALK THIS EARTH. Get it RIGHT.

by lalalalala1234 May 19, 2014

Just joshing your taters

Just messing around with you

Dude I'm just joshing your taters.

by WITCHA April 30, 2010

Josephine

The most amazing girl in the world.
Not only amazing, but: beautiful, hot, sexy, funny, cool, fun to hang out with, trust worthy, a complete turn on, and just so love-able

Without her the world would a place not worth living.

She will love you forever no matter what.

(Boy): !!! there goes Josephine!
(Boy2): Oh my god! she is soo hot!!
(Boy): i just wanna eat her up!
(Boy3): .....
(Boy2): umm.. Boy 3?
(Boy3): ...What?
(Boy2): are u masturbating under the table?
(Boy3): god damn it...

by ~Zucchini~ December 3, 2010

The Josephine Teo

Having sex in tight confined spaces for the sole purpose of procreation to populate a country, to preclude the need to find housing for planned marriage.

Real life Minister of state Josephine Teo was quoted in the news of Singapore telling young couples to put off getting housing as she does not see the lack of privacy and personal space as a hindrance to having sex.

As the birth rate declined, young fertile men and women were urged to do The Josephine Teo, and delay plans for acquiring housing until after their children are born.

by theminoritydude October 11, 2016