Jordis 

The most beautiful girl in the world and makes you want to give her the world. She will do anything for you and you’ll always be able to trust her she is the greatest girl in the world! She is super amazing and she is always there for you.

Hey man you look like you have had a good day? Yeah man I just got done on a date with my girl Jordis!

Jordis by THE HOMIE RehlapzZ May 19, 2020

Jordis 

A nice girl but hates giving chocolate to males

Male: can I have some dark chocolate
Jordis: no.

Jordis by First jxnwjdjjjej August 25, 2020

Drunken Jord Wumbling Syndrome 

Also known as DJWS a state of drunkenness where the first consonant of each word is swapped with the one of the word succeeding it. In cases where one word does not have a consonant to start on the consonant of the word with a consonant is placed at the front of it and left as is. Tends to happen at the end of a sentence perhaps due to the fact the subject becomes overconfident as they haven't jord wumbled the sentence that they are condemned to fuck it up. Often occuring in young intellectuals at party's where alcohol is so bountiful no person can reject getting muntered even if only slightly.

person 1: dude have I ever told you how luch move I have for you?
person 2: holy christ your breath's dehydrating my skin you're so fucked
person 1: my life is oo tawesome. I really shouldn't bitch mo such.
person 2: dude wtf did you just say? I think you have drunken jord wumbling syndrome. Here sit down and blow chunks

Drunken Jord Wumbling Syndrome by coit105 May 8, 2010

Joey Jordison 

Mediocre-at-best drummer for NU METAL band Slipknot, who, despite not having any particularly exceptional talent, is heralded as "the fastest drummer ever" by Slipknot's legions of cretinous fans.

I mean, compared to other Nu Metal drummers, he's pretty good, but considering the Nu Metal genre as a whole, that isn't saying much.

I mean, seriously, what the fuck? Fastest drummer EVER? I don't think so.

For all those who remain unconvinced, check out Cryptopsy's None So Vile album. While it's almost guaranteed that nearly every run-of-the-mill Mallcore/Nu Metal kid will lack the capacity to appreciate cryptopsy's excellence, just focus on the drumming. If that doesn't eliminate this absurd conception that Joey Jordison is even close to ranking amongst the world's fastest drummers, then I don't think anything will.

Just go on youtube and search "Flo Mounier Rehearsing Phobophile." I would link directly to it but this asshole website won't let me.

So, there you have it. A rehearsal take from Phobophile, one of the songs on the aforementioned Cryptopsy album, None So Vile.

If, when compared against Joey Jordisons drumming, you still think that Joey's faster, then there's something wrong with you.

As an amusing side-note, not so long ago I heard a couple of Slipknot fans talking about how Joey was, in fact, the fastest drummer in the world... I just chuckled.

Joey Jordison by Wormaldson July 11, 2009

Joey Jordison 

The BEST metal drummer in metal history, in the band Slipknot, is incredibly sexy, and also plays guitar for the Murderdolls. And someday he's going to marry me

Joey Jordison is incredibly sexy.

Joey Jordison by Elise esilE July 20, 2008

Joey Jordison 

Drummer for Slipknot,guitarist/backup vocals
He's only 5'3"
He uses Pearl drums,Paiste cymbals and Iron Cobra pedals
Overated
known for speed(I still like him,so dont flame me)
P.S. HE IS NOT BETTER THAN NEIL PEART!!!

A:You hear the new Slipknot song All hope is gone?
S:Yes
S:Joey double pedal's so fast,he's the greatest drummer ever
A:No man(Joey Jordison)isn't the best,but he is pretty (sic)

Joey Jordison by joshisawsumsauce May 13, 2009

joey jordison 

drumer for slipknot and guitarst formurderdolls
very talented man...and one of the fasts drumers in the history of metal or nu-metal sexy lil bitch AND HES MINE U HEAR! lol...

daniela:hey look its joey and eric!
me: huh wot wear ?!?!
daniela:over there *points at bar*
me holy shit wot are we waiting for?
daniela:i dunno
me:*walks over to joey and befor i can say anything lands on the floor with joey makeing out furiously*
daniela:wow wanna do that to?
eric:ok

joey jordison by squee July 18, 2008