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Joost

Joost is an amazing guy, the one who is selfless and unique. Never met anyone as kind as a Joost, but unfortunately he doesn't know how special he is. But once he loves you, never let him go, because he will love you with his whole heart and will protect from and help with everything.
He is a Joost, because he stayed longer at work to help me finish early.
by Crazydutchgirl_1906 November 23, 2021
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joost

the guy with the prettiest eyes ever. people try to cancel him for everything he does but he's too good, he's a god (yes, ome robert)
"man, I want to cancel Joost."

Joost: fuck the ebu I don't want to go to court
by eenhoornlola August 30, 2025
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joost

the!!! best!!! bf!!! ever!!!

he's super hot and cute, has the best taste in anime, is good at skating and he will spoil u.

he will make you veel like the prettiest girl in the world, is super sweet and he takes good care of his (also very amazing and hot) girlfriend 😊
person 1: oh wow, i heard that girl over there is dating joost!
person two: really?! i'm so jealous! i heard hes the best
by ilovesushi123 December 26, 2021
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The Joost Effect

When Joost Klein‘s music has a hypnotic effect on you and suddenly it’s all you are listening to even if you never listen to gabber before.
„Guys I normally only listen to genre xyz how did it happen that I only listen to Joosts music now?“
„It’s The Joost Effect. This happened to all of us“
by anonymous June 4, 2024
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Joost

Stereotypical Dutch male. Typically has slicked back hair, attractive, and dresses preppy.
We can’t go to this bar, it’s full of Joosts.
by Mark1071 June 9, 2024
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Joost

A guy who is always late to a particular party or current trend.
Bro, he's so late to the trend. Total joost.
by Greqt77 December 7, 2021
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Joosting

The Dutch are known for various things; weed, Heineken, the red-light district but also that they complain a lot; at least that is what we experience, ourselves.
We all know this guy who is complaining all-the-effing-time. Sometimes he's called Joe, sometimes he's called James and sometimes he's called Joost - and so is ours.

Do keep in mind that this guy, most probably, does not have anything to do with Joost.
Joost: It's raining all day already, the sun is not bright enough and workload is too high!

Colleague: Stop complaining.
Joost: And wait until it's next week, then we don't have any thing to do for project X anything anymore - and the customer doesn't even bother...!!
...
Another colleague walks in and says: Oh boy, is he Joosting again?
by Mikkass November 24, 2017
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