jonathon 

jackass, ballsack, likes men, loves to suck cock.

Jonathon: wow did you here what jon did to me yesterday?!?!
no

he sucked my dick!!

jonathon by jon ballin wall December 18, 2013

Jonathon 

someone who will shit talk you forever but is full of empty threats and wont do shit.

"He said he would..."
"He won't. He's a Jonathon."

Jonathon by xobih November 20, 2016

Jonathon 

A flaming faggot, who likes to eat nasty shit...

Friend: Wow tour such a Jonathon, shithead!

Jonathon by Jon1321 March 10, 2017

jonathon 

a shrimp boy

woah that jonathon looks like a shrimp

jonathon by beeeeeeeeeeepboop June 8, 2019

Jonathon 

A retarded android user than runs like yogi bear. Frequently says dumb comments.

Damn that kid runs like a Jonathon.

Jonathon by Jonathon Cary May 8, 2019

Jonathon 

Jonathon a Funny, cute,and nice Guy. He plays sports and is very fast. Most the girls like him for having muscles and his sense of humor. He plays lots of video games at home with his friends on his computer. Although, some girls know him for having a small private. He is a very honest guy and would be good to be friends with.

Bell: OMG Jonathon is so cuteee! Your lucky to have him as your bf.
Hannah: Ya but, he has such as tiny private
Bell: Oh. Really?
Hannah: Yeah i'm disappointed

Jonathon by TheTruthIsToBeTold May 8, 2018

Jonathon 

Jonathon another word retard

Tom: “2+2=5” Jeff: “are you a Jonathon it’s 4 “

Jonathon by Your local neighbor Fred October 14, 2019