Jon

Person who's face looks, smells, feels and talks like a fish finger.

It is quite likely his mum is a fish finger too.
Girl: Your face look so familiar, have I met you before? In the Swan perhaps?
Jon: You probably like eating fish fingers.

Kid: Mum, I want to eat that.
Mother: No that's Jon! I will make you fish fingers when we're home.

Girl1: I am getting so hungry when I look at Jon's face.
Girl2: Yeah, me too.
by Sconeface June 02, 2013
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A skinny temperamental faggot who hates sports and only plays video games. He is short and skinny like a twig runs like a half retarded 90 year old pigeon.
Wow Jon runs like a Jon.
by Lakerthegreater November 14, 2016
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A hot man, who is sexy as hell. He is loyal and will not back down from a fight. If you hurt one of his friends he will kick your ass and is not afraid to do so. If you are friends with Jon you will not regret it! There is no one more loyal and reliable than he is. If you are his girlfriend he can be obnoxious and annoying but is the most loving man.
by sexretlysexy November 18, 2017
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A person that smokes/talks about weed constantly.
Person 1: dude, did you meet the new student?
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Jon.
by piercethesirens July 23, 2016
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" You drive like fucking Jon "
by TeppoEdits July 21, 2018
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Wont give me the lasagna scared of me
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Sometimes toilet other times is to be sodomized. Smells like shit. Fettish for big girls
Aww dude I have to use the Jon.

Or damn Jon smells like shit today
by Dan8 March 04, 2015
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