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Dane joke

A Dane joke is a very intellectual joke that no one understands except for the person who says it. Dane jokes are never funny, and usually involve things like political issues, grammatical errors or mathematical theorems.
1-Knock knock
2-Who's there
1-To
2-To who
1-No, to whom
1-Hahahahahahaha
2-what the actual fuck
1-do you get it
2-no that's a fucking Dane joke!!!
by Choseseph10 June 19, 2014
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des joke

A joke made by someone that literally no one laughs at.
That joke was a Des joke it fucking sucked
by Mr bonar DUI October 28, 2017
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shitty joke

A crappy gag is a shitty joke.
One piece of shit turns to another piece of shit and says, " I feel so crappy." Now that is a shitty joke.
by jpg3 July 13, 2012
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joker out

Shagadelic softboi rock group of five devilishly handsome young men with indecent notions.
Yesterday’s Joker Out concert was amazing!
by slej April 29, 2023
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Jean joke

A category of jokes that are really lame and not funny. A Jean joke is a joke you should not laugh to. This is especially present among newbies trying to make jokes.
Person A: Hey, why did the chicken cross the road?
Person B: why?
Person A: Because it was bored.
Person B: OMG, that was such a jean joke
by kellllveeeriiinooo May 17, 2011
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bergen joke

A Bergen Joke is one that takes copious amounts of effort to plan while producing low to moderate levels of humor. Typically, a Bergen Joke is enjoyed most by the joke-teller and after successfully completing a Bergen Joke, one should be moderately pleased with oneself when the subjects express their confusion regarding the amount of effort exerted. Historically, Bergen Jokes find their roots in dad-jokes, but in an extended manner and with added shenanigans.
I knew it was a Bergen Joke when my girlfriend couldn't believe I spent 5 months teaching the cat to turn off the lights when our house-guests are in the shower.

He's the best at Bergen Jokes, he never knows when its time to give up.
by mbrowntownclown April 1, 2017
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Joke Police

That one person everyone knows that thinks that a joke that is either offensive or isnt funny to them isnt a joke
“Billy is like the joke police, whatever jokes arent funny to him apparently isn’t a joke.”
by HeavyDutyFebrezeFlamethrower August 25, 2018
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