Joris

Is cool.

Joris is cool.

by FischFresser November 21, 2021

Joris

A Joris is a very helpful person who is always there for his friends. Joris is athletic, loves soccer and basketball and is very good at school. He's shy but loves going out in small groups. You're guaranteed to have fun with him. Joris can cheer anyone up, no matter how badly the other person is doing.

I do not feel good.

Look, Joris is there, he cheers you up!

by bleedingeyes October 15, 2020

johnism

Follower of John. They evangelize and baptize. Their favorite bible story is revelations. They live forever. Also, hollywood and the music industry worship johnists' stars secretly because johnists own all of the churches. Hitler was a wannabe johnist.

See Jainism. (pronounced jyne-ism)

Practicers of johnism don't say, "I'm a Johnist", they say, "I'm john"

John Lennon and JFK practiced "johnism". This is why they were shot.

by sean blacksmith January 23, 2011

Joris Bohnson

The man, the myth, Joris

The man that'll make Britain great again and kill the coronavirus

Person A: BoJo is going to stop the Corona!
Person B: Yeah! Joris Bohnson is great!

by spurscoys March 28, 2020

joris

a man who dresses with "flashy" shirts and flannels. one who believes that the remote is "the god"

Man that guy is acting like a joris; look how hes craddling that remote.

by pqwrtbhkgquiserbuiagsfw December 15, 2010

Joris

One sexy nigga whomst is obsessed with the fine arts of beer and shrek memes

holy shit, that Joris just stole my girl

by SimonLikesFrogs March 12, 2018

Jchris

An epic friend. It’s a unique spelling of the name, sure, but it suits the person. People named Jchris are always awesome, and maybe chaotic at times.

Jchris is my best friend!

by Waawaaweeeewaaaa May 29, 2021