johnnies

Street name for Gabapentin, shit to give you an effect similar to opioids

“Yooo bro I was so fucked up on 10 johnnies last night, was walking around like a penguin

by Bigblavkmonkeynigger March 9, 2021

Johnnied

Being passed up for a promotion/job that was promised to you; a decision typically made by Administration, wherein an employee works diligently for a position/promotion and Administration decides to hire someone else.

Bob: Hey, did you hear Mark didn't get the job after all?!

Frank: What?!! He was next in line!

Bob: I know man... they Johnnied him...

(usually followed by a moment of silence or an expletive, expressing an outrage for the injustice brought down by The Man)

by tesss November 10, 2012

Johnny

British English - slang meaning condom

Arrdee: "If I beat it I ain't wearing a johnny"

by brdoeua October 20, 2022

Johnny

A derogatory word used to describe a crippled horse jockey.

Also said when you kill the President of the United States.

Person 1: Did you know about that dumbass Johnny that moved here?
Person 2: I bet 20 dollars he has a name like Johnny Joestar or Diego Brando
Person 1: You bet?!
Person 2: Yeah! Lets go shoot him with nail clippings

by WorshipElmo November 12, 2020

Johnnyed

When your computer or phone doesn't give a shit about life and turns of with no warning.

Fuck, my computer Johnnyed itself

by stevememebobs November 27, 2016

johnni

An extremely beautiful girl on the inside and out. Her beauty radiates through her kindness and sincere empathy for other people. She's a keeper fo-sure!

That girl sure is a Johnni!

by Urbanname1 December 19, 2016

The Johnny

When you whip your mans dick out from his boxer hole

Babe I want my dick sucked I’m about to pull the Johnny

by Yougotrekt June 11, 2018