johann

needs to pay more attention to his girlfriend

johann is alsways in school and can’t text me back:(

by hissuessemaus November 23, 2021

Johann

Johann is a player how is one of the most incredible game maker of all time. His touch is unbelievable. His shooting is strong as fuck but but the ball go straight up to the moon. Johann got a body like a beast. At fridaynights Johann performed in his mood. If he start running nobody can caught him cause he is the G.O.A.T. Johann is a motherfucking god.

Johann the player.

by Cactusjack999 November 25, 2021

Johann

A tiny little man with a tiny little plan. This little guy lives inside a mushroom house, he rides a big to work, he puts a raindrop in a little acorn shell to make stew. Johann is just a little guy

You ever met Johann? The little guy that lives down in the marsh?

Yeah! He’s such a great little dude

by Belvis Parsley March 18, 2022

Johann

A person who is a follower; he’s in love with a sarah but won’t man up and admit it.

Johann is an outgoing person; also in love with sarah.

by bigbrotherpimp May 8, 2022

johann

guy that will steal your soon to be ex

johann took my girl

by bartholo_hindenburg November 15, 2023

JoHANN!

Many See Johann Sebastian Bach as an excessively talented composer of many famous symphonies, this being true he was more renowned for being the original gangster. With nobody wanting to get close enough to join his gang or anyone daring to start a rival gang he simply stood alone. Johann was forced to target innocent victims to continue his blood lust. Usually upper-class people at banquents. His weapon of choice being an extremely dull axe, so dull that it might as well not even be an axe, he would hang out of his one-man chariot and reduce the victims skull to the consistency of mashed potatoes. The only clue that Johann's victims had of their rapidly approaching fate was Johann battle cry which was in fact his name:

JO-HANN!!!

"Oh my god I think I see JoHANN!"

-mashed potatoes-

by Dylustin March 9, 2008

Jóhann

Jóhann wants to be a porn star but can't because he's to ugly to be one, He gets none of the girls and jerks off every day when he gets home, Jóhann is a bitch and is not nice to people.

Jóhann is not a nice person.

by WalleyBalley November 1, 2019