jonathan joestar

Someone comes into your life and Fucks it up

Don't worry bro your just like Jonathan joestar

by Ya_boi_joestar September 25, 2019

1989 Jetta GLI

A great car with a 16V engine and wonderful handling. The Helios blue paint looks great in the sun. And check out those real BBS wheels! Straight from Wolfsburg Germany only 1500 made. If only it were a six speed...

"Oh dang check out that 1989 Jetta GLI" "Those Germans know how to make 'em!"

by Photographyguy December 2, 2009

soul.joestar

hot bri’ish man that’s always speaking facts 🤤😍

hey have you seen soul.joestar‘s post? He never misses 😍

by hehe 😉 March 31, 2021

jettard

Jettard is a word that has developed its use from the freeware game Tremulous, in which a member or multiple members of the human team (usually noobs) grab a jetpack and generally accomplish nothing while in the air.

"that jettard tried to saw a goon in mid-air, what the hell was he thinking?"

"I cant hear anything over all the jettards."

by Kobrakai3 October 25, 2006

Jonathan Joestar

He's a kind man who died trying to defeat his (TECHNICALLY NOT BUT OKAY ARAKI-) adoptive brother DIO Brando, and yes his name NEEDS to be in capitals.
Anyways He was a lovely man who was a wonderful husband to his wife Erina Pendleton and quite the gentlemen at that, even though he is clearly gay-
Right as I was saying he was loved by all including Speedwagon which after pursuing Jonathan he created the SWF which is the Speed wagon foundation, which specializes in finding better healthcare in scientific research and taking care of the rest of the Joestar bloodline.
This said Jonathan Joestar was a great man and he should be someone to look up to, also he is fucking gay Idek why Araki-

ANYWAYS He's a good JOJO okay now FUCK OFF DIO AND LET THE MAN LIVE-
basically calling someone a ✨Jonathan Joestar ✨ is being a wonderful human being DAMMIT-

"Aki is such a ✨Jonathan Joestar✨"
" yeah, bro he's totally a JOJO, OH SHIT HIS BODY IS BEING STOLEN-"
"AAAAAAH"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

by I miss Jonathan Joestar ; _ ; November 4, 2020

Joseph joestar

Some random new Yorker from Jojo that defeated 3 whole demigods by breathing and he likes to run

Smokey: don't tell me

joseph joestar:NIGERUNDAYO

by Some random person lmfao March 29, 2021

Joseph Joestar

The best and hottest thing to ever resist we should all bow down to him

WE SHALL ALL BOW DOWN TO JOSEPH JOESTAR

by GFKDHFJKDLSDJFHGFJDKSLWEHRGVFB October 18, 2021