jobun

1. A nickname to use for someone with no nickname.

2. A nickname given to someone whose name you can't remember.

"Okay, see you later Pistol!"
"Yeah, later.........jobun."

by sheeeebub July 14, 2009

JOBD

Jerk off before deciding

Hey Jake! I think I'm gonna ask Linda to marry me.

Jake: Are you sure? I think you should JOBD.

by Laypack May 28, 2017

Jobed

(joe-bed) the act of God kicking someone spiritually in the nuts. God told Job to gird his loins, then proceeded to go off on him.

being Jobed also means to get kicked or hit in the nuts without any proctection

"Dude, did you see that? Adam totally just jobed J.P. when he went for the soccer ball"

by AdamJames_yo July 18, 2009

jobadoe

To hang one's mouth over a community bowl of dip such that anything(crumbs,spit,etc) that falls out of the mouth while taking a bite falls into the dip.

That guy just jobadoed that salsa and more of his chip ended up in the salsa bowl than his mouth.

by capnbluefin February 3, 2010

Jobdodger

a giro collector or typical customer at cex or pawn show. Doesnt have or want a job.

All the jobdodgers are out, must be giro day

by jiw1987 September 26, 2012

Joudie Oudie

Name given to the actions of dogs whilst traveling in moving cars when window is down. Dog will without fail travel a full 100 miles with its head out of the window, tongue slapping the side of its face. oh, the utter joy of going over 30 miles an hour

check out dinky, doin propper joudie oudie

by bigsy March 31, 2009

Joud

She is one of the shortest people you will ever meet. She can pick true friends. She may smile everyday but she is actually lonely and sad on the inside. She is lazy in every sport and likes to watch Netflix instead. She’s a really good friend once you know her and she’s weird and crazy as well. She is ugly but she is confident.

Person 1: ugh I just want to sleep and watch Netflix

Person 2: wow you’re such a Joud

by Joud27 December 2, 2019