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A boss ass betch that doesn't even search for a fuck to give.
Cool Person: "I'm feeling like a real Jozelyn today."
Me: "I better back the fuck off then."
Jozelyn by zen_masterben May 12, 2014
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just the most coolest person in the whole damn world
you are such a jozefien
jozefien by fienelotskie December 15, 2021
Holy shit, its me
me:holy shit, its me.
friend:holy shit, its you.
Mother:holy shit, its you.
Father:holy shit, its you.
Sister:holy shit, its you.
Brother:holy shit, its you.
Grandma:holy shit, its you.
Grandpa:holy shit, its you.
Dog:holy shit, its you.
Cat:holy shit, its you.
Parakeet:holy shit, its you.
Vodka:holy shit, its you.
Ifunny: holy shit, its you.
Jozef:holy shit, its you.
Jozef by Benito Swagolini February 1, 2022
jozeph is a curly haired boy who has one of the best sense of humors a person can have. his warm and calming presence has a way of making a person feel as though time is infinite. he loves old, romantic, and classic movies because he enjoys being able to put himself in the situations of the characters and imagine a life displayed in those movies. jozeph is naturally very sweet and charismatic. he displays those traits with the things he does and says, especially when it's directed to the people he cares most about. the way he loves others is so beautiful, and in most people's eyes, his soul is the definition of perfect. falling in love with him is effortless, but be careful as to not take everything he says at face value. self-awareness is not something he's very good at recognizing. it's heartbreaking the way he views himself, though; the way the mirror tells him lies. if he could only see himself through the lenses of other people, only then would he realize how important and necessary his existence is.
"whenever i'm around him, time seems to slow down."
"who?"
"jozeph"
jozeph by soup_1205 February 18, 2023
A stupid kid who never talks to you.
JOZER! JOZER! How come you don't talk to me?
jozer by Liron May 13, 2005
1- the epitome of true friendship. Where two people are completely chill with each others presence. They are not dating but will someimes have hugs that are unnecessarily long or lean on each other. All their forms of physical contact are completely platonic. It is the ultimate friendship

2-Can be used in replacement of the word weirdo.
1) Have you seen those two? Their relationship is such a Jozel!

2) Omg you are such a Jozel, I can't even.
Jozel by ThatExtraGirl June 6, 2015