Jizzist

Anti jizz Scumbags that dislike the use, production, sale and discussion of jizz.

PushingRope: I fucking hate jizzists
Impact: Whats a Jizzist?
PushingRope: People that don't let me express my jizz freely

by Impact_Two February 14, 2023

jizzumist

jizzumist- a person who likes to partake in the sampling and study of mens jizz to the means of becoming a jizzoligist

rod- where is colin tonight???
matt- he is away studying man-goo
rod- christ on a bike i had no idea he is a jizzumist

by mattgc November 20, 2006

JIZZASTER

A tragic sexual act that ends up in bitter disappointment.

"...turns out we were both bottoms. It was SUCH a jizzaster!"

"...turns out we were both bottoms. It was SUCH a jizzaster!"

by Fenoogle September 30, 2014

Jizzinism

To jizz upon an object, and or person.

We had a huge jizzinism at the party

by jizznaster42 October 14, 2008

jizzaster

Dissaster involving jizz or to jizz before any sexual activity takes place.

Joe:Hey Jack. How did you get that white stuff on your hand?
Jack:I had a jizzaster.

by Urban Ranger April 14, 2003

Jizzaster

any problem having to do with sexual intercourse or a relationship

That one-night stand was a jizzaster.
Wow, we should have used a condom;that could have been a jizzaster.

by Khalid Foster Wallace October 21, 2010

Jizzaster

An unexplained and unnatural disaster that results in everyone covered in jizz

"This movie theatre floor is so sticky, what a jizzaster."

by Skin-NY November 30, 2014