banana jitters

A cooler word for blow job that you use in front of your friends to avoid embarrassment.

Dude, did you give that guy you met at the party a banana jitters?
Fuck yeah! He came all in my mouth.

by stacey'sfuckingmom June 3, 2010

The Jitters

Depression.

WHEEN THE DAYSSS BRING NOTTTHIIINNGGG NEWWWW, AND THE SOUUNND OF LAUGHTER MAKES YOU SICK AND SNIDE.

YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT. YOU'VE GOT THE JITTERS.
-The Dismemberment Plan

by Dick Neib August 9, 2021

Post-Grind Jitters

When a young,attractive girl, usually in Jr. High gets dirty for the first time with an incredibly hot boy. At first she loves it, as he rubs up against her, fingers her, and inevitably gets a massive boner. After he's done with her though, she experiences nausea, shivering, and shortness of breath.

Dani got the Post-Grind Jitters after bumping and grinding the night away with gorgeous, God-like Matt.

by LuLu Alexandra May 21, 2009

Piss jitters

When you have been needing to pee but you neglect going, resulting in you shaking uncontrollably in short bursts.

I needed to urinate so badly that i got the piss jitters, i looked like Michael J Fox.

by JimGherkins May 2, 2017

Jiggley Jitters

To be scared or panicked at the most inopportune time.

I was in the middle of taking a dump when a giant spider started climbing up my shoe and I had an attack of the jiggley jitters.

by Heifer Dust December 10, 2017

Irish Jitters

When you vape too much while drunk and start to shake

I blew a vape cloud so large, I got the Irish Jitters.

by Albatraze May 23, 2021

Performance Jitters

It's a case of the jitters (usually to men) right after sex usually when full of testosterone

My boyfriend fucked me hard as fuck last night, and after I noticed he had managed to get performance jitters after he came inside me.

by Sh4d0w_Antrax1 February 22, 2023