jizzaster

When something goes bad during sex.

Cum to fast - jizzaster
Penetrate the anus, instead of vagina - jizzaster
If you don't cum - jizzaster
If you get busted - jizzaster

by peterminator February 22, 2011

pitmaster butthole

When you spend a hot day in front of a grill, cooking food for friends, family or a large social gathering, and end up with a top tier case of smoked swamp ass

“I spent all day in front of this damn grill, cooking for my family reunion, and now I have a serious case of pitmaster butthole”

by Dirty litter box October 23, 2017

Jizzaster

The voluntary or involuntary dissemination of seminal fluid upon an unwitting or non consenting individuals person or property.

Dale-Becky told me about your little jizzaster on ma sofa cushion"

Derek- "When in doubt pull out, mon frere!"

by McLovin's Uncle November 5, 2018

Jewmaster 3000

A Jewmaster 3000, also known as a sauna or a steam room, gets its name from the Holocaust where several million Jews were turned to Ashes by being burnt in ovens. Most commonly used in the Washington, D.C. area. A racist term.

Jones: Sup nigga want to hit up the Jewmaster 3000 after we rape these tricks?
Jamaal: No dude I have to see the parol officer because like all niggers I am worthless and like to deal drugs!
Jones: True dat nigga, white power!
Jamaal: Suck my cock! I'd love to git in the Jewmaster 3000 for a little heat up. I've got to hide my heater in my anus first.

by Mandingo25 December 3, 2006

jinmaster

amazing man, born from the cyrogenically frozen feces of confucius. Lives to this day aimlessly roaming the earth.

I think I saw a jinmaster in my sleep. and now im scared to get out of bed.

by FRUMPTY THE FISHMASTER October 18, 2011

JayMaster

Someone who loves video games has autism but still likes to play gets bullied by his friends but is really smart and dumb makes jokes that are not funny and has little to no talent thinks he is good at things says he is the best for jokes but sucks all because of his autism but somehow still keeps to maintain his friends

The JayMaster who
Thought the gernade was a disco bomb from fortnite was thrown into the class and killed 23 kids

by VideoGameGoblin23 July 26, 2019

jmaster

1. To have mastered the art of sarcastic replies, which are neither complex or very witty.
2. To have been repeatedly hit with sarcastic remarks.

1. Man, that guy is a jmaster at comebacks.
2. Repent got so jmastered and didn't even know it.

by Brickmurus April 13, 2006