Jew-Jitsu
Floyd owes everyone money, but he avoids the topic and make no intention of ever paying anyone back. He must be a 5th degree black belt in the art of Jew-Jitsu
Jew-Jitsu by contactedmundhere April 10, 2015
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jiu jitsu
Jiu Jitsu is a grappling sport that uses chokes and locks. NOT kicks or punches like in UFC, or MMA. You can use wrestling takedowns or judo throws to takedown your opponent. Its the shit when compared to other martial arts, because most of the other guys know how to fight standing up, but when a jits guy takes your ass down, you dont know what to do when it happens.
jiu jitsu by lemmejitsonyou February 24, 2010
Jitske
She is the funniest of the group and always makes everyone laugh. She isn’t obsessed with boys, but when she falls in love she constantly thinks about that one person.
Person 1: Look at Jitske! She’s looking happy again.
Person 2: Yeah, she’s probably thinking ‘bout him.
Person 2: Yeah, she’s probably thinking ‘bout him.
Jitske by thisdoesntwork October 25, 2019
joy jitsu
Similar to jiu jitsu in that there is grappling and sweating, but with less clothing.
Matches typically take place on a bed, but may extend to floors, tables, or airplane bathrooms.
Matches typically take place on a bed, but may extend to floors, tables, or airplane bathrooms.
joy jitsu by Red Sprite May 26, 2017
Poo Jitsu
A branch of Jiu Jitsu, a martial art that focuses on self defense using grappling and ground fighting, where the practitioners employ the use of their own fecal matter to enhance the effectiveness of their submission techniques.
Student 1: "That guy Tony is a 3rd degree black belt in Poo Jitsu."
Student 2: "I heard that once he almost killed some dude, who refused to submit, using an ass-triangle lock!"
Student 1: "Yeah, if you get in the cage with him, things can go from good to shitty in a matter of seconds."
Student 2: "I heard that once he almost killed some dude, who refused to submit, using an ass-triangle lock!"
Student 1: "Yeah, if you get in the cage with him, things can go from good to shitty in a matter of seconds."
Poo Jitsu by Baron Marx August 25, 2013
Jitse
Jitse is a Frisian name and means the deligent one, hard working and can combine sports with the dutch student life, partying, smoking sigars and drinking quarenta-y-tres (Liquor 43). He also enjoys wordplay and makes the most stupid jokes day in day out. He is also eager for girls but doesn't manage to keep them because he is too nice, girls don't understand this behaviour. A really lovely man, with good habbits? OMG
Jitse by Inhale Fury October 12, 2011