Jimmy Johns

A sub-par condom brand that often results in pregnancy.

Jimmy Johns... they deliver.

by Elishnus January 15, 2014

jimmy johns

A place were they keep your change and give you a sandwich with two pieces of meat and whole lot of bread. Better off getting a sandwich at Harris Teeter. Jimmy johns janked me with a shitty sandwich.

jimmy johns is jank and the ganker behind the register kept my change. Stay away from the jimmy johns jankers in RTP, NC.

by pk to May 7, 2008

Jimmy Johns

a food place where you get the good shit

JAMIE!!!! GO GET JIMMY JOHNS FOR DINNER NOT CHIPOTLE I ALREADY ORDERED IT YOU JUST HAVE TO PICK IT UP!!! Jamie: ok mum i just wanted TO GET FUCKING CHIPOTLE JESUS CHRIST!!!

by ItzYaboiAC November 11, 2020

jimmy johns shitdick

when u had jimmy johns earlier in the day, then get fucked in the ass.

Defined by the lovely "ally"

After he fucked me in the ass I turned around to give him top but he had jimmy johns shitdick, courtesy of me

by your mother120894203729857 December 7, 2017

Jimmy Johns Dick

When a dick smells like jimmy johns.

Could you stop trying to eat that Jimmy Johns Dick?

by mr chaco January 31, 2021

Jimmy johnson

A man putting shit into a pussy and then fucking her making the shit over the phallus. The girl then proceeding to lick the shit off of the phallus

She was so dirty she ate it like a Jimmy Johnson

by FrankenShitter6969 October 7, 2022

Jimmy Johns

They are freaky fast

Yummy Jimmy Johns

by Adjectivezzz September 6, 2023