jewcan

a jewish person with a nose that resembles a toucan bird.

look at that jewcan. its the biggest ive ever seen in my life!

by glenntennis February 26, 2010

jewnap

the action of kidnapping a jew.

OH HOLY SHIT. IT'S A JEW.

LET'S JEWNAP IT !

by jewnappingbitches June 27, 2011

Jewnadian

Noun: One who is born of one Jewish parent and one Canadian parent. Often found to be stingy with beer.

Mark is a total Jewnadian for certain. He has an igloo full of beer yet claimed he had none to spare.

by selmore May 21, 2010

jewnani

Basically, the opposite of a landing strip. Shaved vagina down the middle, but long hasidic jew sideburns on the sides.

I went out with this girl from J-date, and when i finally got her home and got her pants off, i was amazed to see hasidic jew sideburns down there. That was some good jewnani.

by philthy rich March 16, 2008

jewnami

A huge influx or increase in the amount of jewishness (see: jewed) in a particular area.

"Oh man are you serious? This whole strip mall raised their prices by 25%! It must've been hit by a jewnami."

by Matt Marshall September 23, 2005

jewpanese

A person who is part Jewish and part Japanese. The one race which is superior to all others. Unfortunately, I only know of one existing.

"I hate spicks, gooks, and niggers, but I love the Jewpanese!"

"What the fuck!?"

by Jeebus Christ August 10, 2004

jewmania

The feeling jews get when more then 10 gather in a place.

Wow i never seen so many jews before.

wow i know this is jewmania!

by kburris April 23, 2014