by VeeZee March 4, 2011
by Jew the Man December 18, 2009
The King of all Jews. A person who is very cheap with their own money, but who have no problem with making decisions about another persons money. These people will usually do things like pick the drink at a bar, but then make you pay for it.
Person 1: Alright, it's $60 per person for the bottles tonight.
Person 2: I didn't drink anything, but here's a $20.
Person 1: But you made drinks for that girl from our bottle all night.....
Person 2: Yeah, but it wasn't me who drank them, so I'm not paying.
Person 1: Your such a Jewy-us Ceasar dude.....
Person 2: I didn't drink anything, but here's a $20.
Person 1: But you made drinks for that girl from our bottle all night.....
Person 2: Yeah, but it wasn't me who drank them, so I'm not paying.
Person 1: Your such a Jewy-us Ceasar dude.....
by J Lucas August 16, 2010
The legend of Austin Jewis is true
by Kevin Danper April 29, 2018
An individual who is perpetually stingy financially and is incredibly nonathletic. These individuals are not necessarily intelligent, but are excellent decision makers. They often excel in the workplace, able to type at incredibly fast speeds, and are inexplicably found attractive by women.
by Slim_peter July 17, 2017
Guy number 1: "Mate have you seen that new kid, think his name is Lewis"
Guy number 2: "Yeah I heard he went to a Jewish school as well"
Guy number 1: "Ha, Jewis"
Guy number 2: "Yeah I heard he went to a Jewish school as well"
Guy number 1: "Ha, Jewis"
by Sauvage123 December 23, 2019
A Gooey Jewy is an orgasm experienced by a female when she is eaten out by a man with an abnormally large nose, or, a jew-nose.
by GooeyJoey November 3, 2022