Jewmotional

Being stingy about buying an item.

When walking through a store you find something you would like to buy. You keep going back and forth in your mind about wanting to spend the money.

i was feeling very jewmotional about buying those Jordans.

by Ceejay5 February 16, 2009

jewmania

The feeling jews get when more then 10 gather in a place.

Wow i never seen so many jews before.

wow i know this is jewmania!

by kburris April 23, 2014

Jewy Jewman

How John Stewert refers to himself. Phrase commonly used by those with poor insulting skills who want to show that large nosed affluent fellow who is boss.

Hey...oh yeah...well....you know what...you're just a...a....a....a jew.....Jewy Jewman!

by Talvin July 19, 2005

Jewman

When one person is a jew and a german.

My friend kyle is a Jewman

by PHD69 January 12, 2009

jewmaican

a jamaican jew
a jew that acts jamaican

"damn son look at that jewmaican"
"that rasta jew is known as a jewmaican"

by yourmom November 7, 2004

jewmonkey

A gay jewish man with a long nose who likes to bring young boys home to his place, then rob them after he kills them.

Valsu went jewmonkey on the poor boy

by figo February 14, 2005

Jewmaica

A fictional island that exists in the minds of Jewish stoners that combines the best of Rastafarian and Jewish cultures.

Comes from a combination of the words "Jew" and "Jamaica."

"Matisyahu's next concert will be hosted in Jewmaica, where steel drums play klezmer music, and weed is smoked all week except on Shabbos."

by Matt Garz December 30, 2007